The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence (1975 TV Special)

Frank Oz: Animal, Sam the Eagle, Theodore Roosevelt, Forcryingoutloud Bird, Ruler, Purple Heap, Bert, Pig, George the Janitor

Quotes 

• Sgt. Floyd Pepper : Can you believe this cat?

  Sam The Eagle : I am not a cat, I am a bird.

  Sgt. Floyd Pepper : You may be a bird, but you ain't the bird.

• Sam The Eagle : Do we want an eighth deadly sin for the pageant?

  Nigel : Which one?

  Sam The Eagle : [Into phone]  Who's your eight?

  [To Nigel] 

  Sam The Eagle : Wearing funny pants to a funeral.

• Sam The Eagle : I challenge the word gribaziggy.

  Brewsters : Ah, well, we shall see.

  [He looks in a dictionary] 

  Brewsters : Let's see, gribazigoo, gribazigeeks... Ah. Gribaziggy. A medieval form of gribadoogum.