ECW One Night Stand (2005 TV Special)

Eric Bischoff: Eric Bischoff

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• Mick Foley : In case you didn't notice, Eric, what was on display here tonight was something that WCW was curiously void of - emotion, real emotion! You can't script it.

  Eric Bischoff : Yeah, by fifteen hundred idiots! Real emotion, a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking pieces of garbage that worked part-time at Dad's...

  Joey Styles : Are you done?

  Eric Bischoff : - restaurants and still lived in their parents' homes.

  Joey Styles : In case you didn't notice, you just lost the fight - to a bunch of out-of-shape wrestlers. You wanna watch bodybuilders wrestle? Go tune in on Monday night!

  Eric Bischoff : A couple more would've knocked the hell out of them, I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

  Joey Styles : You wanna do it because you couldn't buy me out, 'cause I didn't answer your eight phone calls!

• Steve Austin : [after a bunch of ECW wrestlers beat up on Eric Bishoff, Stone Cold puts a microphone to him and asks a question]  Do you have anything to say?

  Eric Bischoff : ...fuck ECW!