2002
Kaput and Zösky stop by what appears to be the ideal planet for an invasion, but there isn't a soul there, with the exception of a small, red alien who is the only inhabitant on the entire planet, which is subsequently blasted by Kaput. The alien seems gone, until he performs mitosis and grows into two aliens. The two conquerors have a good time blasting the duplicates, until they appear to grow too far in numbers.
2002
Kaput and Zösky go to a planet where all is worked out like that of a corporation where there appears to be a welcoming committee...of angry protesters. The two decide to accept being the leaders of the planet with the help of an interpreter who translates the "strange language" of worker complaints into "he's not happy". Kaput and Zösky remedy those dissatisfied by firing them, though not literally, as he had hoped. With all this, Kaput and Zösky meet the Board of Directors who thank the two for their service and fire them. Kaput and Zösky make it out in time to leave the planet behind before lawyers get through to them.
2002
Kaput and Zösky step forth into a planet which is run by laying eggs. The residents lay eggs orally in the form of the current ruler , which, after a not so hostile takeover, was Kaput and Zösky. As a result of being the new leaders, the native aliens spew out eggs which take the form of the two obliterators, traits and all. But in time, this proves to be dangerous.