Catholic Ghoulgirls (2005 Video) User Reviews

What's A Worse Word For Incompetent?

[hbeeinc · 2/10 · 7 August 2014]

The positive? I love the opening song.

And...um...gosh. What can you say about dumb@ss hillbillies with a camcorder and car headlights for illumination? 1. I'm pretty sure even a non-filmmaker knows not to have black space when cutting to a reaction shot. 2. If you're doing a two cam(corder) shoot, please attempt to match the volume of the mics. 3. Background music should stay in the...BACKGROUND. 4. Oh. Wait You're friends can't act. Turn the background music up. 5. VERY IMPORTANT - No one showers in their thong. Raise that camera just a few inches and, through the miracle of film, it *looks* like they're naked. 6. If you can't afford special effects, don't attempt them. Sure, he's not *really* stabbing him with a stake but it should be obvious that he's not stabbing him with a stake.

In short - West Virginia won't become a film Mecca anytime soon.

One of the better titles from the Decrepit Crypt of Nightmares collection

[gacsogergely · 6/10 · 29 March 2022]

Ye, the acting is nothing to mention, the sound flicks all over, the background-music is too loud, the diting is a mess, and the second half is not as funny as it thinks to be, and the story is either nonexistent or leads nowhere, also the boys and girls threads don't actualy connect (from.the estathics is like watching two different movies), but the babes are hot, and the whole thing is stupid enough to serve as a background.noise for a party. Also, what you truly expect from these ca. 5K $ budget half-amateur flicks? Sure, like all of them are below even Throma, but that doesn't mean they are necessarily nuclear waste.

I just want to say, there are way worse flicks amongst that 50 films on that twelve discs.