Abundance of fresh meat at lifeguard HQ. Insane ex-boyfriend has sideburns. Manny loses his temper. They swim a lot and talk about why they want to be lifeguards. This episode is not funny. I'm starting to think that maybe Baywatch isn't a comedy.
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Who liked Lani anyway?
m-4782626 June 2023
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I think her character is awful. And Carmen Electra's wooden acting, is not even to blame, for that. She's a wannabe « dancer », with too many secrets and emotional baggage. I don't like her, and how her stupid drama took up most of the premiere. Not even her « mean » boyfriend made me root for her. And why is Cody so obsessed with her? Isn't he supposed to be engaged? Or is it one of those big plot holes, like the presence of that new recruit, played by the same actress who was dating Logan, a couple of seasons ago? I really thought the show was off to a fresh start, after this corny yet strangely enjoyable 7th season. But the script looks messy. And I even miss CJ, now that she's gone... By the way, why is Traci Bingham shooting daggers at her co-stars? Was her part on the show downsized? That's funny, because I didn't like last season's cast, but they eventually grew on me. And now I feel too confused with all the changes. Good there's only two seasons left, then.
The writers of this series are dumb!
cwade221 June 2021
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Nbc is trash and so are the writers and shows! Baywatch was trash! Without Gena Lee Nolin, yasmine bleeth, Alexandra Paul, Nicole eggert eggs, the show was trash! Panela anderson IS OVERRATED! Her face was tired looking. The other girls were hotter! The WORST episode was Baywatch at Seaworld! THE WORST! That episode would've been manageable if Gena lee nolin and yasmine were in it! But nope! Only Annoying Pam anderson! My gahd! Her character is so annoying with the seals and random babies. So annoying. Gena Lee Nolin is so sexy and yummy in this series! Yasmine?! Season 8 doesnt even explain where she went! Yes! In real life, She got on Cocaine! But what about her character?! The writers and producers of this series should be put in prison for being weak on details!
In one episode, Caroline says her knee is broken! But next episode, the angry mother sues her and caroline isn't on crutches?! Weak, dumb annoying holes in the writing! Nbc is trash! They always do this with series. Dumb writing and it lasts for multiple seasons. Meanwhile, good series with great writing are cancelled?! Who dafuq is running these networks?! At FOX, they cancelled Lucifer and Prodigal son but keep THE MASKED SINGER?! My gahd! It's as if the networks are trying to get rid of any programming that's intellectually stimulating and allow trash and junk to remain! The MASKED SINGER?! Baywatch?! Carmen elecktra was hot! I actually was standing on a sidewalk one night and she got out of a vehicle and stood right next to me and walked inside. Sadly, my phone was recharging so i couldnt take a pic, but a lot of people were taking pics of her, and i was next to her. So, hopefully somebody sends me those pics! She was so small!
This series is so dumb! In the episode where caroline says her knee is broken, The Terrorist dude was never explained. Who dafuq was he?! I hate how stupid writing can be rewarded but quality concepts are ignored. Again, WHO DAFUQ IS RUNNING THESE NETWORKS?! Dumb! That baywatch at seaworld was HORRIBLE! I hate seaworld! But i think NBC/UNIVERSAL owns seaworld and they were trying to promote their stupid water park on tv. But still, it was corny AF to watch! All the annoying orchestral music every second! My head hurts from all the annoying piano playing in every episode! I like pianos! And one of the creators using nepotism to put his stupid son in episodes as hobbie's friend?! Berk?! Whatever! This show sucks! Especially without gena lee nolin and yasmine bleeth! Also, kelly packard looked hot back then. Add her to the hot list. Put pam in the "not" list. Lol.
In one episode, Caroline says her knee is broken! But next episode, the angry mother sues her and caroline isn't on crutches?! Weak, dumb annoying holes in the writing! Nbc is trash! They always do this with series. Dumb writing and it lasts for multiple seasons. Meanwhile, good series with great writing are cancelled?! Who dafuq is running these networks?! At FOX, they cancelled Lucifer and Prodigal son but keep THE MASKED SINGER?! My gahd! It's as if the networks are trying to get rid of any programming that's intellectually stimulating and allow trash and junk to remain! The MASKED SINGER?! Baywatch?! Carmen elecktra was hot! I actually was standing on a sidewalk one night and she got out of a vehicle and stood right next to me and walked inside. Sadly, my phone was recharging so i couldnt take a pic, but a lot of people were taking pics of her, and i was next to her. So, hopefully somebody sends me those pics! She was so small!
This series is so dumb! In the episode where caroline says her knee is broken, The Terrorist dude was never explained. Who dafuq was he?! I hate how stupid writing can be rewarded but quality concepts are ignored. Again, WHO DAFUQ IS RUNNING THESE NETWORKS?! Dumb! That baywatch at seaworld was HORRIBLE! I hate seaworld! But i think NBC/UNIVERSAL owns seaworld and they were trying to promote their stupid water park on tv. But still, it was corny AF to watch! All the annoying orchestral music every second! My head hurts from all the annoying piano playing in every episode! I like pianos! And one of the creators using nepotism to put his stupid son in episodes as hobbie's friend?! Berk?! Whatever! This show sucks! Especially without gena lee nolin and yasmine bleeth! Also, kelly packard looked hot back then. Add her to the hot list. Put pam in the "not" list. Lol.
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