Maybe the people at Blockbuster were on to something when they placed this atrocity in the "Comedy" section. Likely being the worst movie I've ever seen (apart from the movies I've made) it should be a hallmark of any true horror/comedy collection. I must warn the casual viewer, if you are a young aspiring actor or director, do not see this movie. It will forever stunt your growth as an artist. From the washed out picture, shot with a home video camera, to the extras on the DVD which mess up the title ("Holla if I Killed You") there is an endless supply of movie making incompetence to keep even the most jaded bad horror lover entertained. I know I was.
5 Reviews
What's that horrible smell? oh i just stepped in this movie
movieman_kev26 August 2005
Hollaback, a once world famous comic, has since fell on hard times. Whever he goes people boo him. And a mysterious person is killing off people. Could it be Holla? You know what? With a film this mind-numbingly awful, does anyone really care? Nope i didn't think so either. I feel angry, mad that I bought this badly acted, horribly lensed, terribly padded, simply putrid "movie" (if you wanna to call it that, which I don't, it brings the word down) sight unseen. I learned my lesson. They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Well if you buy or rent this crap, you deserve to lose you money, fool. Holla, if you hear that.
My Grade: F
DVD Extras: 12 and a half minutes of Bloopers; 8 minutes of interviews; 12 minutes of raw murder scene footage; Photo album; Trailers for "Holla if i kill you", "House that Screamed", "Hellgate: House that screamed 2", "Christmas Season massacre", "China white Serpentine", "the Undertow", "Savage Harvest", and "Insaniac"
Easter Egg: Highlight the word "Preview trailers", for even more trailers for stuff you'll NEVER waste your time with
My Grade: F
DVD Extras: 12 and a half minutes of Bloopers; 8 minutes of interviews; 12 minutes of raw murder scene footage; Photo album; Trailers for "Holla if i kill you", "House that Screamed", "Hellgate: House that screamed 2", "Christmas Season massacre", "China white Serpentine", "the Undertow", "Savage Harvest", and "Insaniac"
Easter Egg: Highlight the word "Preview trailers", for even more trailers for stuff you'll NEVER waste your time with
My yawns got bored of this movie
Theadeaus26 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
OK. first you gotta understand i LOVE bad movies. i LIVE for bad movies. I watched "Manos hands of fate" several times without MST3K involved. This movie just suckled at the teat of horrible and has the rancid milk breath to prove it. I never get bored. I pride myself on never getting bored. I was looking for things to do halfway in. The jokes are the kind of sad one usually reserves for describing an 80 yr old strippers tits. The killer is always in a trench and always appears to be like 6 ft and 175 lbs and turns out to be a 5'6" fat woman... it has the pace and action of a race between a quadriplegic turtle and a dead old lady on a walker. Honestly if you ever have a chance to see this movie. kill yourself. or watch paint dry. maybe clean out your nails or something. revue some insurance papers. all will be more exciting and funny.
A Cut that is Cute
drtturner15 June 2004
If you did not mind the home movie amateurish feel of "Hollywood Shuffle" "She's Gotta Have It" or "Bamboozled", then this movie could be right up your alley. I am interested in seeing how others feel about this film. If approached with a proper expectation of grimy let your hair down fun with booty references and four letter colorful words, this film can be seen as passable to even clever and worthy of a cult following. Humor is risky and the writers of this film are ambitious enough to let viewers see what happen when a particular comedy bombs time and time again. I kind of wish the film had been given an artistic brush over of a bigger budgeted executive, but for what it is this film deserves a look. I tend to be sensitive to humor that is debasing and sets the race back and to its credit this film does not do that. If you thought of renting this film, go for it and let me know what you think.
Beef jelly
BandSAboutMovies7 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
John and Mark Polonia made a slasher with giallo POV moments in which Def Jam comedians are being killed and they're all friends of Hollaback (Mike Troy Smith), whose career has been ruined by his act and now is getting threatening phone calls.
Just read that sentence again. That's all you need to know. The idea that this even exists is why I have this website.
Comedians Brooklyn Mike, Kenny Williams, Rob Stapleton, F. O. B, Harris, Mike Yard, Wil Sylvince, Arnold Acevedo, Brad Lowery, Jay Phillips, Kareem, Jerry Ford are all in this, as well as man on the street style interviews that set up the movie's premise of dying on stage when you bomb and having to face off with the audience who is there to potentially ruin your act by booing you.
This has some solid gore despite how basement level the budget was but you know, I kind of love that someone decided to make a black comedy slasher. Who would have come up with that?
Just read that sentence again. That's all you need to know. The idea that this even exists is why I have this website.
Comedians Brooklyn Mike, Kenny Williams, Rob Stapleton, F. O. B, Harris, Mike Yard, Wil Sylvince, Arnold Acevedo, Brad Lowery, Jay Phillips, Kareem, Jerry Ford are all in this, as well as man on the street style interviews that set up the movie's premise of dying on stage when you bomb and having to face off with the audience who is there to potentially ruin your act by booing you.
This has some solid gore despite how basement level the budget was but you know, I kind of love that someone decided to make a black comedy slasher. Who would have come up with that?
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