Holla If I Kill You (Video 2003)

Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad ... See full summary »

Directors:

John Polonia, Mark Polonia

Writers:

Jeff Carroll (story), John Polonia

Stars:

Mike Troy Smith, Mike Yard, Wil Sylvince

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Troy Smith	...	Hollaback
Mike Yard	...	Westside Will
Wil Sylvince	...	EnerGee
Arnold Acevedo	...	Mr. Fitz
Mia Amber Davis	...	Rose (as Mia Davis)
Brad Lowery	...	Talk Show Host
Katrina Hill	...	Lady Caramel
Kareem Green	...	Michael Africa
Pedro Orlando	...	Police Officer
Joey B.	...	Boulder
Stanley Neron	...	Police Detective
Brice Kennedy	...	Sam the Bartender
Mike Neron	...	Spokesmodel
Mr. Len	...	Mr. Len (as Leonard Smythe)
Jay Phillips	...	Earl the Clean-up Guy

Storyline

Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad that even the places he used to headline won't let him in the door. Well, Hollaback isn't going to take it. He's not about to let his fifteen minutes of fame slip away while getting booed off the stage. No one better diss Holla... it may cost them their life.

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Plot Keywords:

comedy club | comedian | tv show | murder | independent film

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Taglines:

You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll die!

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Genres:

Horror | Comedy

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 September 2003 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Mansfield, Pennsylvania, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Polonia Brothers Entertainment, New Arena Pictures, RBG World Promotions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

81 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Quotes

Hollaback: [Over phone] Yo yo yo. I don't know who this is, but you need to stop calling here.
Rose: [as deep-voiced killer] Stop telling corny jokes! You're about as funny as hemorrhoids. Get it? Pain in the ass.
[Hangs up]
Hollaback: [Over phone] Man, fuck you! Pain in your ass!

User Reviews

What's that horrible smell? oh i just stepped in this movie

Hollaback, a once world famous comic, has since fell on hard times. Whever he goes people boo him. And a mysterious person is killing off people. Could it be Holla? You know what? With a film this mind-numbingly awful, does anyone really care? Nope i didn't think so either. I feel angry, mad that I bought this badly acted, horribly lensed, terribly padded, simply putrid "movie" (if you wanna to call it that, which I don't, it brings the word down) sight unseen. I learned my lesson. They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Well if you buy or rent this crap, you deserve to lose you money, fool. Holla, if you hear that.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: 12 and a half minutes of Bloopers; 8 minutes of interviews; 12 minutes of raw murder scene footage; Photo album; Trailers for "Holla if i kill you", "House that Screamed", "Hellgate: House that screamed 2", "Christmas Season massacre", "China white Serpentine", "the Undertow", "Savage Harvest", and "Insaniac"

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