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Holla If I Kill You (2003)

Video  -  Horror | Comedy  -  30 September 2003 (USA)
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Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Troy Smith ...
Hollaback
Mike Yard ...
Westside Will
Wil Sylvince ...
EnerGee
Arnold Acevedo ...
Mr. Fitz
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Rose (as Mia Davis)
Brad Lowery ...
Talk Show Host
Katrina Hill ...
Lady Caramel
Kareem Green ...
Michael Africa
Pedro Orlando ...
Police Officer
Joey B. ...
Boulder
Stanley Neron ...
Police Detective
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Sam the Bartender
Mike Neron ...
Spokesmodel
Mr. Len ...
Mr. Len (as Leonard Smythe)
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Earl the Clean-up Guy
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Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad that even the places he used to headline won't let him in the door. Well, Hollaback isn't going to take it. He's not about to let his fifteen minutes of fame slip away while getting booed off the stage. No one better diss Holla... it may cost them their life. Written by By Mark Polonia, John Polonia and Brice Kennedy

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You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll die!

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Hollaback: [Over phone] Yo yo yo. I don't know who this is, but you need to stop calling here.
Rose: [as deep-voiced killer] Stop telling corny jokes! You're about as funny as hemorrhoids. Get it? Pain in the ass.
[Hangs up]
Hollaback: [Over phone] Man, fuck you! Pain in your ass!
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What's that horrible smell? oh i just stepped in this movie
26 August 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Hollaback, a once world famous comic, has since fell on hard times. Whever he goes people boo him. And a mysterious person is killing off people. Could it be Holla? You know what? With a film this mind-numbingly awful, does anyone really care? Nope i didn't think so either. I feel angry, mad that I bought this badly acted, horribly lensed, terribly padded, simply putrid "movie" (if you wanna to call it that, which I don't, it brings the word down) sight unseen. I learned my lesson. They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Well if you buy or rent this crap, you deserve to lose you money, fool. Holla, if you hear that.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: 12 and a half minutes of Bloopers; 8 minutes of interviews; 12 minutes of raw murder scene footage; Photo album; Trailers for "Holla if i kill you", "House that Screamed", "Hellgate: House that screamed 2", "Christmas Season massacre", "China white Serpentine", "the Undertow", "Savage Harvest", and "Insaniac"

Easter Egg: Highlight the word "Preview trailers", for even more trailers for stuff you'll NEVER waste your time with


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