Avril Lavigne: Interviewee

Quotes 

• Al : Don't be nervous, but right now, there are literally dozens of people watching you.

  Avril Lavigne : What?

  Al : Well, what do you think all these cameras are for?

  Avril Lavigne : [curling into a ball]  Oh my God, cameras, oh my god.

  Al : No, no Avril. Cameras are your friends. Cameras are here to help you. Cameras good.

  Avril Lavigne : [excitedly throwing arms into the air]  Cameras.

• Al : Avril Lavigne... Lavigne... That's a good Jewish name. You are Jewish, right?

  Avril Lavigne : I... I...

  Al : Well, mosseltoff on all your success.

• Avril Lavigne : When I was performing "Complicated" during my concert, it was like there were all these people on stage with me who were singing with me, and they knew all the words.

  Al : You mean your band?

  Avril Lavigne : What band?

  Al : Let's move on.

• Al : You've been called the Anti-Brittany. Do you think you're better than Brittany Spears.

  Avril Lavigne : I'm no better than anyone else, and nobody else is better than me.

  Al : Except for Brittany Spears, right? I mean, she's hot!

  Avril Lavigne : Brittany Spears isn't better than anyone else.

  Al : Oh, really? Not even Hitler?

• Al : What is your favorite punk song?

  Avril Lavigne : The YMCA song.

  Al : Ah, yes. The Village People. Very punkish.

• Al : So Avril, do you still live in Canada?

  Avril Lavigne : I literally live outside of my suitcase.

  Al : Literally. You literally live outside of your suitcase? So everyday, you come home to your suitcase, get inside your suitcase, and literally live out of your suitcase? Man, it must have smelled awful in there.

  Avril Lavigne : Like crap. Literally like crap.

• Al : Is it hard for you going through life as a midget? Or do you prefer "little person"?

  Avril Lavigne : I'm not one of those people...

  Al : Oh, my bad. I got your questions mixed up with Prince.

• Al : You know what? You kind of smell like wet dog hair?

  Avril Lavigne : And you do too.

  Al : [smells himself]  Hey! You're right! I do!

  [laughs] 

• Al : So what did you have for breakfast this morning?

  Avril Lavigne : Nachos, but I had to pick the cheese off of it.

  Al : Why didn't you just ask someone to pick the cheese off for you?

  Avril Lavigne : Pfft!

• Al : What question do you want me to ask you now?

  Avril Lavigne : Something about my butt crack.

  Al : Okay... Is it a small butt crack or a big butt crack?

  Avril Lavigne : It's average.

  Al : Have you given your butt crack a name like... Bob?

  Avril Lavigne : What?

  Al : Yeah!

  Avril Lavigne : Whoo!

  Al : Yeah!

• Al : Could you take off all your clothes so I can put them on my head?

  Avril Lavigne : Hell, yeah! I can give you my clothes so you could put them up there!

  Al : All right!