Reno 911! (2003– )
Kenny Rogers: Self
Quotes
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Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys?
Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God!
Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers?
Kenny Rogers : Yeah.
Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this?
Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt?
Lt. Jim Dangle : Not really.
Kenny Rogers : Oh God, oh God.
Deputy James Garcia : [waking up in the office] Whoa!
Deputy S. Jones : Were you having that gayass Kenny Rogers dream again?
Deputy James Garcia : What Kenny Rogers dream?
Deputy Williams : The one you have all the time!
Deputy James Garcia : I don't dream about Kenny Rogers... I don't know what the hell you're...
Deputy S. Jones : [gently] Jimmy... get some help.