Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow (I) (2004 Video Game)

Michael Ironside: Sam Fisher

Quotes 

• Coen : What do you think?

  Sam Fisher : The world's small, nasty, and complicated. Everybody dies alone.

  Coen : Hm. What do you think about Norman Soth?

  Sam Fisher : Soth's small, nasty, and complicated. How he dies is up to him.

• [Sam Fisher grabs a canister filled with a supposedly deadly aerosol virus] 

  Irving Lambert : Well done, Fisher. Now we need to find out what's inside.

  Sam Fisher : I could open it.

  Irving Lambert : ...and you could play Russian Roulette with a clip-loading pistol.

  Sam Fisher : Where's your sense of humor?

  Irving Lambert : You need to take that canister back to the extraction point. We've got a Mossad agent there waiting to analyze it. Goes by the name of Bellagio Sampler.

  Sam Fisher : Bellagio Sampler?

  Irving Lambert : You asked me where my sense of humor was.

• [the power is cut whilst Fisher is riding in an elevator] 

  Irving Lambert : The elevator stopped!

  Sam Fisher : Thanks Lambert.

• Coen : Welcome to Jerusalem, the birthplace of Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

  Sam Fisher : So this is where all the peace and love came from.

• [Sam Fisher grabs an Indonesian terrorist from behind] 

  Sam Fisher : Tell me what you know about your friends on the inside.

  Indonesian terrorist : I don't speak English.

  Sam Fisher : I'd bet your neck you do.

  Indonesian terrorist : Well, maybe I speak a little English.

• [Sam Fisher grabs an Indonesian terrorist from behind and is questioning him] 

  Indonesian terrorist : They've got guns.

  Sam Fisher : I'm shocked and amazed. What else?

  Indonesian terrorist : They're escorting a... Um, nothing.

  Sam Fisher : What? Escorting who?

  Indonesian terrorist : Nothing, I... I made a mistake!

  Sam Fisher : [losing his patience]  Escorting who?

• Anna Grimsdottir : Oh my God.

  Sam Fisher : What?

  Irving Lambert : What?

  Anna Grimsdottir : The terrorists have remotely triggered a bomb.

• Irving Lambert : Now we have to find out if Soth is a terrorist or an agent

  Sam Fisher : You know, those two aren't mutually exclusive...

  Irving Lambert : Hippy.

• Sam Fisher : [Repeatedly asking the question]  *Where* is the smallpox virus?

  Suhadi Sadono : Under... your child's pillow!

• Sam Fisher : Murder French brains? You can't kill the dead, Lambert.

  Irving Lambert : Semantics.