Duck! The Carbine High Massacre (1999)
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- Unrated
- 1h 41min
- Comedy, Drama
- 26 Oct 1999 (USA)
- Video
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by the school jocks.
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William Hellfire | ... |
Derwin
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Joey Smack | ... |
Derick
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| Erin Brown | ... |
Bible Girl
(as Misty Mundae)
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Lilly Tiger | ... |
Play Girl
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Chris Perez | ... |
Car Kid
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Robert Manrique | ... |
Retard
(as Henry Krinkle)
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Mikey Ovum | ... |
Spam Jock
(as Michael Ovum)
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Ryan Trimmer | ... |
Benchpress
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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward | ... |
Afro-American
(as Shorty)
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Marie Mazur | ... |
Song Girl
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Mike Roser | ... |
Goth Boy
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Liz Bathory | ... |
Goth Girl
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Michael Lema | ... |
No Info Boy
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Pamela Anne | ... |
The Mothers
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Stephen Harris | ... |
The Fathers
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Jacqueline D'Angelo | ... |
911 Dispatcher
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Michelle Chard | ... |
911 Girl
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Beef Hunkster | ... |
Teacher
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| Michael Raso | ... |
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
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Joe Ned | ... |
Child Psychologist
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Larry Wellman | ... |
The Principal
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Rig | ... |
Basketball Jock
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Pete Floris | ... |
Internet Teacher
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Murial Martz | ... |
School Announcer
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Rodney Sleurtols | ... |
The Janitor / 3rd Gunman?
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Zachary Snygg | ... |
The Preacher
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Thomas Linden | ... |
The Gun Man
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Hernandez | ... |
The Gun Man's Assistant
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John Paul Fedele | ... |
G.U.N. Association Representative
(as Clancy Fitzsimmons)
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Lucille | ... |
S.O.T.T. Representative
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Minty Hansen | ... |
Cafeteria Lady
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John James | ... |
Bible Boy
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Martina Solej | ... |
Screaming Girl
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Lora Lane | ... |
Newscaster
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| Nathan Lanman | ... |
Cameraman
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Karl Pitt | ... |
Policeman
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Mick Leo | ... |
SWAT Team Answering Machine Voice (voice)
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Michael Lione | ... |
Teenage Boy #1
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Patrick Henderson | ... |
Teenage Boy #2
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Michael J. Scillia | ... |
Surviving Jock #1
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Kyle Lee Laferrière | ... |
Surviving Jock #2
(as Kyle Laferriere)
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| John Link | ... |
Scientist
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Bob Gonzo | ... |
Entrepreneur
(as Bobby Gonzo)
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Justine | ... |
Rose Girl
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Tom Adams | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Jamie Pospiech | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Matt Troost | ... |
Carbine High Student
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John Tobin | ... |
Carbine High Student
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John Solej | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Karl Pidhajny | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Cort Blehl | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Brian Bicsak | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Christian J. King | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Renee Wright | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Zachariah M. Farrell | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Charles Thomas | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Michael Nieman | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Simon Collum | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Shaun Barrett | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Michael Huff | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Jason Beins | ... |
Carbine High Student
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Brian West | ... |
Carbine High Student
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| Pamela Sutch | ... |
Derwin's Mom (uncredited)
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Directed by
| William Hellfire | ||
| Joey Smack | ||
Written by
| William Hellfire | ... | () |
| Pete Jacelone | ... | () (as Todd Russell) |
| Mick Leo | ... | () |
| Joey Smack | ... | () |
Produced by
| William Hellfire | ... | producer |
| Pete Jacelone | ... | producer (as Todd Russell) |
| Joey Smack | ... | producer |
Cinematography by
| Pete Jacelone | ... | (as Todd Russell) |
| Joey Smack | ||
Editing by
| Lou Cifer | ||
Camera and Electrical Department
| Mikey Ovum | ... | assistant camera (as Michael Ovum) |
Additional Crew
| Lilly Tiger | ... | production assistant |
Production Companies
- Factory 2000 (presents)
- THR Productions
Distributors
- EI (Exposure Index) Independent Cinema (1999) (United States)
- Saturn's Core Audio & Video (2021) (World-wide) (Blu-ray)
- Shock-O-Rama Cinema (2000) (United States) (VHS)
- Shriek Show (2004) (United States) (DVD)
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| Taglines | Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School. See more » |
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| Parents Guide | View content advisory » |
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Box Office
| Budget | $5,000 (estimated) |
Did You Know?
| Trivia | Joey Smack and William Hellfire were arrested for carrying real weapons on an elementary school grounds and jailed temporarily after police had obtained a copy of 'Duck! The Carbine High Massacre' off the internet. According to Hellfire in an interview, "This creep from Colorado was doing stories on Columbine since the shooting and he orchestrated the arrests just to make a news story. The FBI was involved and discouraged any action noting 'it was only a movie', but the local Ringwood police really wanted to get on TV. They were laughing and telling me not to worry that I was gonna be 'famous'. Judge laughed it out of court. We made the news for like two weeks straight. Nancy Grace made nasty faces at us. Fox News called us 'copy cat killers.'" See more » |
| Movie Connections | Featured in Fear, Panic & Censorship (2000). See more » |
| Quotes |
Derwick:
I don't hate you, mom, but I'm gonna kill myself at school today. See more » |