Duck! The Carbine High Massacre (Video 1999) |
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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre (Video 1999) |
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William Hellfire | ... |
Derwin
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Joey Smack | ... |
Derick
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Bible Girl
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Lilly Tiger | ... |
Play Girl
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Chris Perez | ... |
Car Kid
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Robert Manrique | ... |
Retard
(as Henry Krinkle)
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Michael Ovum | ... |
Spam Jock
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Ryan Trimmer | ... |
Benchpress
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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward | ... |
Afro-American
(as Shorty)
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Marie Mazur | ... |
Song Girl
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Mike Roser | ... |
Goth Boy
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Liz Bathory | ... |
Goth Girl
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Michael Lema | ... |
No Info Boy
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Pamela Anne | ... |
The Mothers
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Stephen Harris | ... |
The Fathers
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This film was crap. I agree that a film should be made regarding the columbine shootings, even one with a satirical bent would be appropriate but this piece of cow dung was a waste of time. The filmmakers have no talent to speak of, the acting was atrocious, and the writing was so boring I found myself sighing and screaming at the television to hurry up and finish. I can appreciate underground cinema as much as the next man, but I'm hocking my copy of Duck! and taking whatever I can get. I should mention I have not seen any other titles anybody involved in Duck! may have done but whatever... I'm not gonna try and track them down either.