Hollywood Homicide (2003)

Dennis Burkley: Hank the Bartender

Quotes 

• Hank the Bartender : [Hands them their drinks]  The doctor's in. Help is on its way.

  K.C. : Thanks, Hank. Something wrong, Joe?

  Joe Gavilan : What do ya mean, "Something Wrong?"

  K.C. : You seem down.

  Joe Gavilan : Down? Me?

  K.C. : Lately.

  Joe Gavilan : We've been partners for what, four months, and now you wanna be my shrink?

  K.C. : Sometimes it helps to talk. That's all I'm saying.

  Joe Gavilan : All right. Let me paint you a picture. Portrait of Joe Gavilan. Seven, eight years ago, I sold off the results of my entrepreneurial efforts up to that point: Three tanning salons and two original silk-tip nail parlors in the Antelope Valley, and I started attending weekend Real Estate seminars at the Airport Hyatt. You know, "How to Make $1 Million in Real Estate with Very Little Money Down."

  K.C. : Sounds good.

  Joe Gavilan : Started out with a condo in Sherman Oaks. Slapped some paint on the walls. Refaced the kitchen cabinets. Traded up to a smoke-damaged ranch in Tarzana, then a Spanish on Outpost, and a fake Mediterranean in Los Feliz. Pretty soon, I had everything I've got tied up in this... this monstrosity... on Mt. Olympus, at the corner of Hercules and, I shit you not, Achilles.

  K.C. : So what's the problem?

  Joe Gavilan : The problem is if I don't score a big commission or get rid of this... piece of shit on Mt. Olympus... well, the word *Titanic* comes to mind.