Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989 TV Short)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

Quotes 

• Garfield : [voiceover]  My first stop was the city morgue. As I walked up the stairs I saw my old adversary at the top of the steps. It was Lt. Washington.

  Lt. Washington : Shpayed, what brings you down here? Trying to find a client?

  Garfield : Sure, lieutenant. He's the one your blue-boys shot out back for jaywalking.

  Lt. Washington : Watch it, Shpayed. I've still got your license under investigation.

  Garfield : Oh, really? Then I know its safe for a while.

  Lt. Washington : Shpayed, don't push me!

  Garfield : Wouldn't dream of it, lieutenant. Have a nishe day.

• Tanya : Are you spayed?

  Garfield : [sighs]  I never know how to answer that question.

• Jon : [seeing Garfield in the closet; last lines]  Garfield, what're you doing in here?

  Garfield : Getting ready to roll the credits, pal.

• Garfield : Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion. Stranger things have happened in this town.

• Garfield : San Francisco's a beautiful city. Cable cars, fog rollin' off the bay, Chinatown, the Golden Gate Bridge, the wharf; gee, I wish I lived there.

• Burt Fleebish : Is there anything else you need, Sam?

  Garfield : A clue, a motive and a murderer. Good night, Burt.

  Burt Fleebish : Uh, Sam?

  Garfield : Yeah, Burt?

  Burt Fleebish : It's noon.

• Garfield : So, I suppose you have a message for me.

  Thug : Yeah! I'm your landlord! You're two months late with the rent.

• Garfield : Here's lookin' at you, Sam. Play it again.