Love Actually (2003)
Gregor Fisher: Joe
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Billy Mack : I realized that Christmas is... is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe : Right.
Billy Mack : And I realized that, as dire chance and... and... and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid-50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a... with a chubby employee. And... and much as it grieves me to say it, it... it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
[pause]
Joe : Well, this is a surprise.
Billy Mack : Yeah.
Joe : Ten minutes at Elton John's, you're as gay as a maypole!
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[in the record studio, Billy breaks off singing "Christmas Is All Around"]
Billy Mack : This is shit, isn't it?
Joe : [gleefully] Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
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Billy Mack : I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas.
Joe : Well, Bill...
Billy Mack : It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.
