S2.E2 ∙ What Goes Up...Mon, Nov 25, 2002Kelly performs her cover version of Madonna's "Papa, Don't Preach" at the MTV Movie Awards.6.9/10 (28)Rate
S2.E3 ∙ Must Come DownMon, Dec 2, 2002Sharon is diagnosed with colon cancer and Jack breaks his arm.6.4/10 (26)Rate
S2.E4 ∙ The Ozz Man and the SeaMon, Dec 9, 2002Ozzy tried to build a fireplace near his beach house, but it doesn't go too well.6.8/10 (27)Rate
S2.E5 ∙ Beauty and the BertMon, Dec 16, 2002Kelly meets a boy called Bert, but refuses to introduce him to Sharon for fear of embarrassment.6.6/10 (25)Rate
S2.E6 ∙ Smells Like Teen SpiritsMon, Jan 6, 2003Ozzy becomes addicted to burritos. Meanwhile, he and Sharon are disgusted at Jack and Kelly's late night partying.6.5/10 (30)Rate
S2.E7 ∙ Meow Means No!!Mon, Jan 13, 2003Jason Dill comes back to stay, much to Ozzy's despair. Meanwhile, the new dog, Arthur sodomizes Gus the cat.6.1/10 (23)Rate
S2.E8 ∙ It's a Hard Knock LifeMon, Jan 20, 2003Kelly is upset at the amount of interviews and photo shoots she has to do due to her career.5.8/10 (24)Rate
S2.E9 ∙ Cleanliness Is Next to OzzynessMon, Jan 27, 2003Ozzy worries for Sharon's health as the dogs continue to defecate all over the mansion.6.8/10 (23)Rate
S2.E10 ∙ Viva Ozz VegasMon, Feb 3, 2003The family go to Las Vegas to celebrate Kelly's birthday.6.9/10 (24)Rate
S2.E11 ∙ My Big Fat Jewish WeddingMon, Feb 10, 2003Ozzy and Sharon renew their wedding vows.6.7/10 (35)Rate
S2.E12 ∙ What a Boy WantsMon, Jun 9, 2003Kelly is at war with Christina Aguilera. Meanwhile, Jack wants to go to Medieval Times for his birthday.5.3/10 (23)Rate
S2.E13 ∙ Flea's a CrowdMon, Jun 16, 2003The pets are spreading fleas all over the mansion.6.0/10 (19)Rate
S2.E15 ∙ Fists of FuryMon, Jun 30, 2003When Sharon and Ozzy go away, Jack invites his friends at the mansion for a pool party, which annoys Kelly.6.5/10 (17)Rate
S2.E16 ∙ Mama, I'm Staying HomeMon, Jul 7, 2003Ozzy has the house to himself when the family go away.6.0/10 (17)Rate
S2.E17 ∙ Tennis RacketMon, Jul 14, 2003The neighbors next door are causing a racket by playing tennis all day long.6.1/10 (17)Rate
S2.E18 ∙ A Little Ditty About Jack and BrieannMon, Jul 21, 2003Jack becomes attracted to Kurt Cobian's sister, Brieann.6.7/10 (19)Rate
Top-ratedS2.E19 ∙ Angler ManagementMon, Jul 28, 2003Ozzy and Jack go fishing with unsuccessful results.7.4/10 (17)Rate
S2.E20 ∙ Bye Bye BabiesMon, Aug 4, 2003Jack and Robert go to the family's old mansion in England, Kelly is on tour, and Ozzy discovers an old keyboard of his. He also gets addicted to carrot cake.6.9/10 (16)Rate
Top-ratedS2.E21 ∙ Ozz Well That Ends WellMon, Aug 11, 2003Bert breaks up with Kelly. Meanwhile, Jack attacks Minnie his sleep.7.3/10 (16)Rate
S2.E22 ∙ The Osbourne Family Christmas SpecialWed, Dec 10, 2003The family hold a Christmas party in their home, with guests such Eva Mendes, Brendan Fraser and Eddie Griffin.6.8/10 (13)Rate