WWF No Mercy (2001 TV Special)

Jim Ross: Jim Ross

Quotes 

• Paul Heyman : [after the match, which Torrie won]  Do you think they might kiss and make up?

  Jim Ross : Well, I don't know.

  Paul Heyman : Please?

  Jim Ross : [laughs sarcastically]  , Yeah, in your dreams.

  Paul Heyman : Actually JR, that's a very accurate statement.

• Jim Ross : [At the start of the Stacy Keibler-Torrie Wilson Lingerie Match]  I noticed the feet, how sick am I?

  Paul Heyman : Very. I need to take you out more. Then again...

• Paul Heyman : [During a catfight sequence, the ladies roll into and over referee Jack Doan]  I want to be Jack Doan when I grow up!

  Jim Ross : He wants to be Jack Doan when HE grows up!