Garfield Gets a Life (1991 TV Short)
Lorenzo Music: Garfield
Quotes
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[Jon has just performed a goofy dance]
Man : Hey, jerk! Disco is DEAD!
Jon Arbuckle : What? When?
[to himself]
Jon Arbuckle : Boy - you learn a dance and then zango, 14 years later, they change it!
Garfield : Go figure.
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Garfield : [at the video store] Can we get "Old Yeller"? I just love movies with happy endings.
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Garfield : Hey, Monsieur Dumb Guy, remember me? What am I, chopped liver? Duck pate? Foie-gras? Why am I getting so hungry?
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Video store clerk : Will you be renting that video, sir?
Garfield : No, he'll be eating it here.
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Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, did you know the living room ceiling has 144 tiles?
Garfield : The living room has 214.
Jon Arbuckle : I'm bored.
Garfield : Why don't you organize your sock drawer?
Jon Arbuckle : I'd organize my sock drawer but I already did it last night.
Garfield : I'll be the judge of that.
[opens the drawer and finds the socks organized]
Garfield : Whoa, I'm impressed.
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Jon Arbuckle : There's more to life than just socks.
Garfield : There's underwear.
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Jon Arbuckle : Excuse me ma'ma, I couldn't help notice your frilly little pink... uh tutu thing there, are you a ballerina?
Woman at laundromat : Why yes I am.
[Garfield holds up Jon's boxers]
Woman at laundromat : And I couldn't help noticing your teddy bear boxers. Are you a dweeb?
Garfield : Why yes he is.