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Incompetent soft porn -purely amateur night
lor_13 July 2010
Though some cast members are identifiable, this execrable attempt at softcore porn comes from the 1-shot school of "anybody can make a movie". Since amateurism is back in vogue during the current Video Era, perhaps no-taste buffs will tolerate this junk.

Sold misleadingly as a co-feature on Something Weird's Vol. 12 of its Dragon Art Theatre XXX Series, this strictly softcore opus is haphazardly shot with no sexual closeups or even medium shots. A cast of 6 or 7 people is let go to improvise life in a hippie commune, with dialog the late Dennis Hopper popularized back in "Easy Rider". Originally listed in the database as a 1972 release, it has been corrected to 1970, same year "The Family", a classic by Sergio Sollima starring the team of Charles Bronson and wife Jill Ireland, was released.

The later After Hours Cinema release has a 10-minute long sequence of hardcore inserts, shot with closeups and no matching whatsover to the characters or action of the film. It is merely XXX loop footage thrown in.

The nonsensical plot line has a new girl Karen (a prostitute) sexually initiated into the commune, with the rite of passage described by its leader as "better than swallowing goldfish", referring to those rather innocent times of frat boy antics. Clan decides to avenge Karen's mistreatment by her ex-old man by visiting his pad, raping his current girl and having group sex there. Apres-sex the girl whips out a revolver and film ends abruptly and unconvincingly with a couple of dead bodies littering the floor. I won't spoil the meager pleasure of "who dun it" by giving away the shooter's identity, but believe me, it is strictly arbitrary.

Though simulated sex is the film's raison d'etre, it's dominant contrast is actually drug taking. Karen shares "time capsules" with the group and getting high is, alas, the by-word of that long-gone hippie era.

The would-be filmmakers here have reinvented cinematic technique, sort of pre-dating D.W. Griffith who is often credited with inventing or at least popularizing the closeup. I counted one closeup of Karen speaking, but otherwise the sex scenes are all shot with a remote, distant camera, that makes the pioneering work of Andy Warhol look like Ken Russell maximalism by comparison.

No, it isn't another of those oft-cited "worst films ever made"-there is no such beast; rather this is one of tens of thousands of purely mediocre junkers. It is mediocrity, not "badness" that is the cardinal sin in this medium, and I'm constantly astounded at how a whole generation or two of would-be film buffs make the futile effort of actively seeking out the worst - a thoroughly pointless exercise by definition. Whatever happened to the impulse to seek out a hidden gem or overlooked masterpiece? Those were my marching orders as a film buff paying his dues (traveling to remote theaters to see rare titles before the invention of the Betamax or VCR), and remain so in these decadent times.
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1/10
Hippies doing it
Hans-5617 January 2011
In this heap of junk we see three hippie couples taking drugs, drinking beer and having sex. And really that is all. The reason I write this comment is to add to the already existing comment that there is a hardcore version around. It can be found on a DVD released in 2010 by After Hours Cinema. The DVD is called Insanity and there are two movies on it. First there is Sexual Insanity. Now this is a weird one, for it is not even in the IMDb. It is what I refer to as half core. The actors are not faking the sex (at least not all of the time), but are actually having sex. But the filming and editing is such that it is never really shown. The second movie is this one: The Family. But it is a hard core version, even though the hard core doesn't begin till the middle of the movie. The first part is soft core to the bone. At first I though the hard core was just an insert, but the last orgy contained hard core scenes as well.

Now this hard core doesn't improve the quality of this movie, for it remains was it was: a heap of junk. After Hours Cinema promises us an 'enhanced edition', but forget that. The quality of the print used was poor. The sound is muffled. There are no closing titles. Nothing seems to be enhanced at all.

When the thought of hippies doing the things hippies did in the early 1970's may turn you on, you could chew on this one. But I bet you get bored very soon and chances are you don't even make it to the hardcore bits. But when you do, the disappointment doesn't disappear at all. It could be more rewarding staring at a real heap of junk...

For me, a 1 out of 10, alas.
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waste of time, but still watchable
mw156212 August 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This is another one of those films that could have been a contender. Unfortunately, it isn't. Malta (Neola Graef) appears in what was probably her most explicit film ever. There is one scene in which she is allegedly giving some guy head, but is mostly obscured by her hair. When she pulls back, his erect penis gets tangled up in her hair. In fact, the guy is erect almost exclusively during his scene with Malta. That's pretty much all of the positive.

Malta is usually very attractive, but in this film she is overweight and looks drugged out. It is possible that the drugged out effect was deliberate, as she is playing a stoned hippie, but the weight gain is unfortunate. However, she is still one of my all time favorites.

Were it not for the appearance of Malta I would have discarded this DVD from my collection after one viewing. That pretty much sums it up.
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