S.W.A.T. (2003)

Josh Charles: T.J. McCabe

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Quotes 

• Boxer : I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

  Street : She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

  McCabe : [laughing]  Oh no, you didn't...

• McCabe : [lying in the disabled learjet]  How's Boxer?

  Hondo : What do you care?

  McCabe : C'mon, Hondo, just give me that.

  Hondo : He's going to make it.

  McCabe : Good.

  Hondo : Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do?

  McCabe : Goddamnit, Sarge.

  [McCabe shoots himself dead] 

• McCabe : What? No roll, Hondo?

  Hondo : How do you know I didn't?

  McCabe : You didn't, did you?

  Hondo : They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.

• McCabe : This was supposed to be simple snatch and extract.

  Brian Gamble : Boxer was a threat, T.J.

  McCabe : Boxer was my friend!

  Brian Gamble : He was mine too.

  Alex Montel : Stop crying. You can buy new friends.

  McCabe : Don't give me any more reason to kill you.

  Alex Montel : What are going to do, shoot me? You should relax a little bit, my friend. I'm the money here. Don't forget it.

  Brian Gamble : We don't have time for this shit. Look, you can go ahead. I know this sucks. Let's worry about it in paradise, all right?

• Velasquez : [Deleted Scene: Hondo's Introduction- Lt. Velasquez says to Officers of SWAT Division]  Gentlemen! Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson!

  [Officers cheer and applaud, with Boxer and McCabe's voices louder than the others] 

  Velasquez : Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot

  [Hondo raises his eyebrows in disbelief at Velasquez] 

  Velasquez : , outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU.

  McCabe : I got 20 bucks says otherwise.

  Boxer : I'll cover 10 of it for you.

  Velasquez : Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that... but I'll cover that 10.

  Boxer : Done.

  Velasquez : Few words, Sergeant?

  Hondo : As a matter of fact...

  [Pretends to smack TJ with his book] 

• Deke : [Deleted Scene: Locker Room]  So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.

  Boxer : They always are at first.

  Deke : [Imitates his wife]  "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?

  McCabe : Laughs?

  Boxer : Hangs up?

  Deke : She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.

  McCabe : [as Boxer and TJ laugh]  Bitch. Alright guys, take care.

• McCabe : [as Gamble retrieves a hidden landmine]  You gotta be shittin' me.