Shallow Hal (2001)

Kyle Gass: Artie

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• Artie : It never occurred to you that picking girls solely on their looks may not be the best way to go about it?

  Hal : What, am I supposed to apologize for having high standards?

  Jen : High standards? In the five years I've known you, every woman, I should say girl, you've gone after has been completely out of your league.

  Hal : What's that supposed to mean?

  Artie : Oh, she doesn't mean anything by it. She's just saying you're not that good looking.

  Hal : Oh! I thought she was implying something really mean.

• Jen : Hal, we all know you're as deep as a puddle but this just flat out sucks.

  Artie : If you had one ounce of integrity left, you would break it off immediately... before you hurt the poor girl.