Rat Race (2001)
Kathy Najimy: Beverly Pear
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Quotes
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Bev Pear : Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
Randy Pear : All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
Bev Pear : A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
Randy Pear : Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.
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Kimberly Pear : [Kimberly needs to go to the bathroom] Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!
Randy Pear : What the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear : You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear : Oh.
[Five seconds later]
Bev Pear : Ugh!
Randy Pear : Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!
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Skinhead Tour Guide : [talking about Klaus Barbie] Barbie joined the SS in 1935, where he soon became one of the Führer's favorite young officers.
Jason Pear : Uh, can we go?
Bev Pear : Shh-shh.
Skinhead Tour Guide : ...given a very big responsibility.
Skinhead Tour Guide : Here we see him standing beside Hitler's touring car, the very same car which can be seen on display outside in our courtyard.
[the Pears start to walk towards the exit]
Skinhead Tour Guide : You're leaving?
Randy Pear : What?
[laughs]
Randy Pear : [nervously] No - Yes, well, we have a 4:30 book burning... and then we have a...
Bev Pear : Another christening.
Randy Pear : Yes, a christening... for another one of our many, white, Christian, non-Jewish, uh... friends...
Bev Pear : Family.
Randy Pear : Family, relatives...
Bev Pear : Blood relatives.
Randy Pear : The Himmler... Himmler-Hesse... von... Sturichenbergs.
