John T. Bone, a director whose work I sometimes admire, made dozens of extremely low-budget quickies in the mid-'90s for the Metro label, which I'm catching up on presently via their 3-fer DVD compilations, called "Trilogies" but merely 3 features slapped together. This Jasmin St. Claire vehicle is no crummier than most of the others, but still suffers from shoddy workmanship.
The busty star had a brief heyday in the '90s, not the superstar status one wag submitting to her IMDb mini-bio would have you believe, but definitely making an impression with all-sex aficionados. This one is only notable for its tongue-in-cheek approach.
Bone's at least momentary sense of humor for the occasion is telegraphed upon Jasmin's entrance, clad in a weird outfit that reminds me of Tera Patrick (a far more successful actress who Jasmin closely resembles). She says blah-blah-blah (literally, those syllables), to which co-star John West responds blah-blah-blah. At this point, and for the duration, attempted comical subtitles are superimposed, interfering with the visual porn on display, for which other subtitles apologize from time to time, blaming some weirdo who has commandeered the subtitling machine.
The other pseudo-humorous element is the male cast all dressed in odd military uniform, looking like colorful (not grey) Confederate Army blouses that button over in double-breasted fashion. A sign says the control room and I got the impression that with perhaps another $75 in budget Bone would have staged a chintzy sci-fi adventure, but as is, this is merely wall-to-wall sex.
Main content is d.p.'s of various types, including 2 in one hole gambits. Alyssa Allure and Candy Apples join in to give star Jasmin a rest (same 3-fer DVD also features a video titled "Just Jasmin" in which the lady goes non-stop) and a lovely but unknown to me actress Sophia Rio joins in with Candy Apples for threesome purposes. Jasmin likes to have 2 guys for her threesomes, hence the d.p.'s.
The entire enterprise is tiresome and more evidence that I didn't miss all that much by not joining in on the JSC craze of two decades ago.
The busty star had a brief heyday in the '90s, not the superstar status one wag submitting to her IMDb mini-bio would have you believe, but definitely making an impression with all-sex aficionados. This one is only notable for its tongue-in-cheek approach.
Bone's at least momentary sense of humor for the occasion is telegraphed upon Jasmin's entrance, clad in a weird outfit that reminds me of Tera Patrick (a far more successful actress who Jasmin closely resembles). She says blah-blah-blah (literally, those syllables), to which co-star John West responds blah-blah-blah. At this point, and for the duration, attempted comical subtitles are superimposed, interfering with the visual porn on display, for which other subtitles apologize from time to time, blaming some weirdo who has commandeered the subtitling machine.
The other pseudo-humorous element is the male cast all dressed in odd military uniform, looking like colorful (not grey) Confederate Army blouses that button over in double-breasted fashion. A sign says the control room and I got the impression that with perhaps another $75 in budget Bone would have staged a chintzy sci-fi adventure, but as is, this is merely wall-to-wall sex.
Main content is d.p.'s of various types, including 2 in one hole gambits. Alyssa Allure and Candy Apples join in to give star Jasmin a rest (same 3-fer DVD also features a video titled "Just Jasmin" in which the lady goes non-stop) and a lovely but unknown to me actress Sophia Rio joins in with Candy Apples for threesome purposes. Jasmin likes to have 2 guys for her threesomes, hence the d.p.'s.
The entire enterprise is tiresome and more evidence that I didn't miss all that much by not joining in on the JSC craze of two decades ago.