Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre (2000) User Reviews

I'M NOT FLAKY. I'M JUST A PSYCHIC WHO DANCES SEXY.

[nogodnomasters · 2/10 · 11 May 2019]

This is repackaging of "Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre" from the year 2000. The six strippers (not seven) introduce themselves while dancing on stage. Then the five chunky strippers and a sweat beast decide to vacation together in Sandy Hook during the off season. They spend time together chatting etc. but the space is really wasted as it does nothing to build upon their "as read" character or contribute to the plot.

After an hour of bad jokes, dialouge, a nipple and tongue piercing we have the first killing, which was rather funny. Apparently the first chase scene was filmed by a camera man running behind the killer chasing the screaming stripper. Neither one could run that fast, and it appears she has to slow up so he can catch her. The killing scenes seemed to lack continuity and dead girls showed visible signs of breathing.

Mr. Creepo, a character with a hook, was done to make the film look campy, but instead comes off as bad. This isn't a who-dun-it.

Parental Guide: F-bomb, nudity...some of which I could have done with out.

Oh well

[BandSAboutMovies · 2/10 · 27 January 2023]

Yes, before you become outraged, keep in mind that this was made 12 years before Sandy Hook and doesn't take place in Newtown, Connecticut, but instead Sandy Hook, New Jersey, a beach town where seven strippers all decide to have a weekend party.

Tim Beckley, who directed, wrote and stars in this as Mr. Creepo - he was also that character in his films Skin Eating Jungle Vampires, Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: The Curse of Ed Wood! And Punk Rock Zombie Kung Fu Catfight - got his start in adult, appearing in movies like Brooke Does College, Hostage Girls and Long Hard Nights. More than that, he was a film reviewer for Hustler and the editor of Adult Cinema Review, as well as the author of The Philadelphia Experiment Revelations!, Cryptid Creatures From Dark Domain and a book on Danzig's bookshelf, Occult Secrets Of The Third Reich. Actually, that didn't come out until 2017, so maybe Glenn had a different one back when he showed off his collection. Beckley was also married to Christy Canyon, Kimberly Carson and Kelly Nichols over his lifetime.

Sadly, as wild as Beckley's real life sounds, the movie that he made is basically home video footage of musician Didi Delicious, fetish model Stephanie Hudson, Zane Ka, Persephone, Jeannene Scofield, Margaret Scura and the whole reason you should be watching this, Debbie Rochon. From Santa Claws to Mistress Frankenstein, Slime City Massacre and Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark, I've watched so many movies just when I see her name.

This is another one and wow, it's a rough watch. You know when your dad learned how to use the videocamera? Imagine this but with naked Twister and endless beach scene mixed with some bad murders.