Stark Raving Mad (TV Series 1999–2000) - Heather Dubrow as Maddie, Margaret 'Maddie' Keller

Ian Stark : Hey, you're back! How was your sister's?

Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Oh, it was great! Her kids are so adorable! I learned everything there is to know about Pokémon, and then on the bus ride home, I locked myself in the bathroom and tied my own tubes.
Ian Stark : I thought we ordered chicken wings.

Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Wings are for when you're drunk. Soup is for when you're sick.

Jake Donovan : That's what my mom used to say. Boy, she loved her wings!
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Didn't your mother ever comfort you when you were sick?

Henry : Yeah, of course. She was very loving. She used to sing to me over the intercom.
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Of all the times I've slinked out of a man's apartment in my underwear, this is the one I'm most ashamed of.
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Ian's gonna hypnotize me.

Jake Donovan : Yeah, to do what? Quit smokin'? Lose weight? Stop sleeping with losers?

Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : I don't smoke, I'm not fat and I don't... Can you help me out with that too?
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : There's people downstairs waiting for me to open the bar. I can't believe how early those losers start drinking. Oh, champagne!
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Hey, if we don't get this fish back to the tank in another couple of minutes, we might as well just get it to a cracker.

Heather Dubrow: Maddie, Margaret 'Maddie' Keller