Henry (Harris) is a book editor assigned the task of un-blocking horror author Ian Stark (Shalhoub). Henry is nebbish and a "germophobe"; he always has his antibacterial lotion on hand. Ian is always pulling morbid practical jokes to obstensibly learn how people would react to horrific situations. Written by
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Hey, I've been tryin' to call you all afternoon. What's wrong with your phone?
It keeps ringing.
It stops ringing when you answer it.
Also when you smash it with a hammer.