Stark Raving Mad (1999–2000)
Neil Patrick Harris: Henry McNeeley
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Quotes
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Henry : I'm trying to be less phobic and I'm afraid it's not going well.
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Margaret 'Maddie' Keller : Didn't your mother ever comfort you when you were sick?
Henry : Yeah, of course. She was very loving. She used to sing to me over the intercom.
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Ian Stark : Ya know, James Joyce was weird. Van Gogh was weird - Stravinsky was weird. You know, talent doesn't always come wrapped up in a nice, new, shiny, little box, Henry. Sometimes it's messy and organic and raw and you might just have to look a little deeper to find it.
Henry : And sometimes when it's messy and organic and raw, it's garbage!
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Henry : It doesn't have to be a pick-up thing. You just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is Ian. I'm a best-selling author..."
Ian Stark : "I'm so lonely and desperate that I talk to strangers in restaurants. Hopefully your life is bad enough to welcome this kind of weirdness, so how 'bout we get together and disappoint each other?"
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Tess Farraday : Carol says that every guy has a girl that he calls when he gets drunk. She's yours, isn't she?
Henry : No! You're my drunken call girl!
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Henry : I'm going to go and read these pages in a more hygienic setting... like the bathroom of a Greyhound Bus.
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Audrey : I'm never gonna get that advance check back!
Henry : Audrey, this really isn't the day to be thinking about money.
Audrey : Tell that to the widow Huggles - she cashed the damn thing this morning.
Henry : The day of her husband's funeral?
Audrey : You should have seen that line of cars with their lights on outside the bank!