Fri, Feb 16, 2007
Fight 1: Paul Wall vs. Mike Jones. Who will be the king of Houston's rappers? Fight 2: Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O. The battle for the domination of MTV2. Fight 3: Vince Vaughn vs. Owen Wilson. Will they be able to deliver a good show without a script? Will there be any character development? Nick is a huge fan of Steve-O's show Wildboyz (2003). He has problems finding a URL for his Wildboyz fan page that is still available, and when he has finally found one, his problems get even bigger...
Fri, Feb 23, 2007
Fight 1: Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick: They have never won an important competition. Now they both have a 50-50 percent chance. Fight 2: Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel: The hosts of the 'Late, Late, Late, ..., Late Night Shows' battle it out. Fight 3: Jon Stewart vs. Tina Fey. Will Tina survive the loss of her thigh bone? Nick wants to be invited to another show. He says it would only be polite since they also invite people from other shows. Johnny says that that is true - but they kill them. Note: In fight 1, the board above the entrance says 'Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick, Mark Zupan vs. Chris Pontius, Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig'. It seems the makers first wanted to put the Kournikova fight in a different episode (#6.8?) and changed their plans later.
Fri, Mar 2, 2007
Fight 1: Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo. It comes out that they have killed Bow Wow and Romeo in order to be able to bring back their younger, 'little' selves with the time machine. In the fight, Lil' Bow Wow turns into a rabid dog, says he wants to turn Lil' Romeo into Lil' Juliet and starts a vicious attack that is not a pleasure to watch. Guest fighter: Master P, Lil' Romeo's father. Will he be able to help his son? Fight 2: Lil' Flip vs. Lil Wayne. The battle of the lil' rappers from the south. Fight 3: Lil Jon vs. Lil' Kim. The winners of the first two fights want to join the battle for the title 'King of the Lil People', and Lil' Kim wants to leave it... Guest fighter: Master P (again). Apart from the fights: They introduce the new 'Slam Cam', a miniature camera that they intend to use from time to time. Each of the fighters wears one on his chest. Nick says they will get so close to the action that you can taste the sweet blood. 'Tally's Korner' is now bigger - but is it also better? Nick wants to taste 'Crunk'-juice...
Fri, Mar 9, 2007
Fight 1: Carlos Mencia vs. Dave Chappelle. The battle for the Comedy Central throne. Fight 2: Ashlee Simpson vs. Her Old Nose. After Ashlee has had plastic surgery, Her Old Nose is making headlines, but Ashlee wants to make the headlines herself, so she challenges Her Old Nose to a deathmatch. Guest fighter: Shaun White (skateboarder). Fight 3: R. Kelly Clarkson vs. Ludi-Criss Angel. The new Celebrity Death Mash machine is introduced. They use it to blend two fighters into one (two-headed) fighter. Singers R. Kelly and Kelly Clarkson are turned into R. Kelly Clarkson and rapper Ludacris and illusionist Criss Angel are turned into Ludi-Criss Angel. Apart from the fights: Nick has founded Nick Diamond Enterprises. He wants to sell lots of merchandise that bears his name...
Fri, Mar 16, 2007
Fight 1: Jeremy Piven vs. Adrian Grenier: The battle of the Entourage (2004) -stars. Fight 2: Rev Run (a/k/a Run (of Run DMC) a/k/a Reverend Joseph Simmons) vs. Russell Simmons: Which of the two brothers is the ruler of rap? Fight 3: Johnny Depp vs. Orlando Bloom: The battle of the 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. Whose chest will be the 'Dead Man's Chest'? Apart from the fights: Johnny says that Nick attracts bad luck, so when Nick says he has had a quiet week so far, Johnny is very much afraid that something bad will happen during the show...
Fri, Mar 23, 2007
Fight #1: Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff, or the queen of the bad girls vs. the queen of the Disney teen stars. Lohan doesn't show up, so the second fight is advanced. Fight #2: Jessica Simpson vs. Nick Lachey. Although they are divorced already, their battle rages on... till death do them part. (Simpson's father wants her to win... because he would get 20 per cent of the purse.) After this fight, Lohan again fails to show up, so the third fight is advanced, too. Fight #3: 50 Cent vs. The Game. Will it be 'game over' for The Game or for his rival (and former mentor) 50 Cent? After this fight, Lohan (finally) shows up, so fight #1 can finally take place... Nick hopes Lohan will win. He's very much infatuated with her. It comes out that he has even been stalking her.