HONG KONG HOOKERS is merely a brief collection of ancient loops (probably circa 1975 or earlier) which feature oriental women. It has zero value even for the hardest-up porn fan.
An asinine narration, in pidgin English (comically & repeatedly reversing the l's and r's) by a woman purporting to be actress Samantha Fong, first informs us gullible patrons that the opening segment is the first porn shot in the Orient. It features Lauren Qui in a threesome with Caucasians John Dalton and Sue Swanson, for mixed combo action out of doors.
Bosomy Kiko (the cover-girl on the video box) is up next in a solo girl turn, talking dirty and masturbating. It has the look of a Richard Rank loop, and uses direct sound.
Narrator lady announces "here's me": and for segment #3 we see Samantha Fong with Kiko's boyfriend "Lichard" (credit is even spelled that way on-screen) for some standard sex. Narrator mangling the English language is almost comical as she says, "Oh, well, only riv once".
Jean Qu Ho and Norma James have mixed-combo lesbian sex in the fourth vignette, made silly by exaggerated moaning & groaning dubbed in.
Kim goes solo next, masturbating at a bar. Like Kiko in segment two, she has no accent, recorded in direct sound, no doubt on the West Coast with local talent.
Samantha's back again in Vignette Six, at her breakfast table. She answers the phone and her voice (direct sound) doesn't match that of the narrator. She masturbates with a big, old Joe Sarno massage/vibrator unit.
Finale has Kai at a window watching Mike Ranger romping in a pool with a familiar looking blonde (oddly softcore). Kai talks dirty and goes inside to masturbate by the fireplace. A particularly unthrilling ending to an unthrilling program.
An asinine narration, in pidgin English (comically & repeatedly reversing the l's and r's) by a woman purporting to be actress Samantha Fong, first informs us gullible patrons that the opening segment is the first porn shot in the Orient. It features Lauren Qui in a threesome with Caucasians John Dalton and Sue Swanson, for mixed combo action out of doors.
Bosomy Kiko (the cover-girl on the video box) is up next in a solo girl turn, talking dirty and masturbating. It has the look of a Richard Rank loop, and uses direct sound.
Narrator lady announces "here's me": and for segment #3 we see Samantha Fong with Kiko's boyfriend "Lichard" (credit is even spelled that way on-screen) for some standard sex. Narrator mangling the English language is almost comical as she says, "Oh, well, only riv once".
Jean Qu Ho and Norma James have mixed-combo lesbian sex in the fourth vignette, made silly by exaggerated moaning & groaning dubbed in.
Kim goes solo next, masturbating at a bar. Like Kiko in segment two, she has no accent, recorded in direct sound, no doubt on the West Coast with local talent.
Samantha's back again in Vignette Six, at her breakfast table. She answers the phone and her voice (direct sound) doesn't match that of the narrator. She masturbates with a big, old Joe Sarno massage/vibrator unit.
Finale has Kai at a window watching Mike Ranger romping in a pool with a familiar looking blonde (oddly softcore). Kai talks dirty and goes inside to masturbate by the fireplace. A particularly unthrilling ending to an unthrilling program.