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Jack Horner would be repulsed
honorscops10 March 2003
Football Widow follows the misadventures of a woman whose lecherous, repulsive husband becomes addicted to football and ignores her completely. After the wife breaks the TV, she gets it on with the repairman. Her husband still will pay her no mind, so she goes to Seka's house where she is poured a liberal drink and checks out the 'new Betamax.' Seka's husband and a friend are watching adult films, ostensibly old Arrow Film and Video titles, judging from the screen shots. They group, obviously aroused, wastes no time going for a roll in the hay.

Unfortunately, the video makes the downfall of pretending to be an artistic film. No amount of tasteless extreme close-ups or an ad nauseum use of slow-motion could save this piece. The shadowy lighting and the horrible soundtrack don't help either. In Boogie Nights, when Jack Horner mentions the new 'video tape' titles coming out that 'look like sh*t and sound like sh*t,' this is the s*it he was talking about. Don't waste your time on this video, unless you're a Seka completist. The reason why she would waste her time with the no-talent ass clowns involved with this effort and its sister titles still evades me.
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