When Scotty Fox and Cash Markman team up, you know you're in trouble. This porn parody in the fantasy mold is sleazy, ugly and stupid. It's so poorly made it has to be intentional -the old Bronx cheer aimed at the viewer.
Rick Savage is hammier than usual as a movie craftsman who makes a boy out of plastic (not wood in this clunker). He comes to life courtesy of Fox's makeup man Wayne whose acting as the effete Fairy Godfather is atrocious. The kid is supposed to become an actor and falls for con men posing as Hollywood producers who he meets in a strip club, and at least he gets laid by a stripper.
The femme cast is ugly except for Britt Morgan, and the sex scenes are boring. Everything looks dingy and the sets are bargain basement. In makeup Damian Cashmere as the plastic boy is styled in the Edward Penishands/Scissorhands mold and looks/acts as if the late Pee-wee Herman had been elevated form porno patron to be a porno perfomer.
Markman's inept writing is never even slightly humorous, and a typical pointless reference makes fun of "The Love Boat", as if acting on that show was strictly for washed-up talent. Oh, the envy of untalented jerks working in porn!
It's depressing to watch sludge this crummy.
Rick Savage is hammier than usual as a movie craftsman who makes a boy out of plastic (not wood in this clunker). He comes to life courtesy of Fox's makeup man Wayne whose acting as the effete Fairy Godfather is atrocious. The kid is supposed to become an actor and falls for con men posing as Hollywood producers who he meets in a strip club, and at least he gets laid by a stripper.
The femme cast is ugly except for Britt Morgan, and the sex scenes are boring. Everything looks dingy and the sets are bargain basement. In makeup Damian Cashmere as the plastic boy is styled in the Edward Penishands/Scissorhands mold and looks/acts as if the late Pee-wee Herman had been elevated form porno patron to be a porno perfomer.
Markman's inept writing is never even slightly humorous, and a typical pointless reference makes fun of "The Love Boat", as if acting on that show was strictly for washed-up talent. Oh, the envy of untalented jerks working in porn!
It's depressing to watch sludge this crummy.