WCW Monday Nitro (1995–2001)

Scott Hall: Scott Hall, Self - New World Order, New World Order, Scott Hall- The Outsiders, Self - NWO Hollywood, Self - The Outsiders, The Outsiders

Quotes 

• Eric Bischoff : [to Scott Hall]  I don't want any trouble with you here, now. But I do have to point out, you came out here last week. Where is it? The big surprise. I mean, I've heard a lot of talk, but where's the walk?

  [Hall points behind Bischoff, where Kevin Nash is standing] 

  Eric Bischoff : What? I'm here. Where is he?

  [Nash grabs Bischoff, spins him around, and grabs the microphone] 

  Kevin Nash : You've been sitting out here for six months running your mouth. This is where the big boys play, huh? Look at the adjective: play. We ain't here to play. Now he said last week that he was gonna bring somebody out here. I'm here. You still don't have your three people. And you know why? Because nobody wants to face us. This show's about as interesting as Marge Schott reading excerpts from "Mein Kampf"!

  Eric Bischoff : No trouble here tonight. Speak your piece and...

  Kevin Nash : Yeah, no trouble 'cause you know I'll kick your teeth down your throat. Where's your three guys? What, you couldn't get a paleontologist to get a couple of these fossils cleared? You ain't got enough guys off of dialysis machine to get a team? Yeah, where's Hogan? Where's Hogan? Out doing another episode of "Blunder in Paradise"? Where's the Macho Man, huh? Doing some Slim Jim commercial? Hey, we're here. You wanna say something?

  Eric Bischoff : [taking the mic]  Look, I don't have the authority for right here, right now. You wanna fight? Fight isn't with me. You want three guys? Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, I'm gonna be in Atlanta, I'll be in the offices of WCW, I'll try and get you your fight. And you know what? Live, this Sunday in Baltimore, Great American Bash, you guys wanna show up? You wanna fight? You show up, I'll see if I can get you your fight.

  [Nash grabs the mic back] 

  Kevin Nash : [to Hall]  I don't know about you, but hey, they love us in Baltimore.

  Scott Hall : Hey. Hey, big man, I say me and you, we be at the Bash, maybe these punks wanna fight.

  Kevin Nash : Yeah.

  Eric Bischoff : I'll be there.

  Kevin Nash : Bring what you got! The measuring stick just changed around here, pal. You're looking at it.

• Eric Bischoff : Let's clear something up first. Do you work for the WWF?

  Kevin Nash : No.

  Eric Bischoff : How about it?

  Scott Hall : No. Forget about this past Chico, worry about the future.

• Scott Hall : Hey bro, are you really Andre the Giant's son?

  The Giant : Don't go there.

• [Scott Hall's speech when he first appeared on Nitro] 

  Scott Hall : You people... you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Billionaire Ted? Where is the Nacho Man? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go wherever I want, whenever I want. And where, oh where, is Scheme Gene? 'Cause I got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll lookalike... when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him, for Billionaire Ted, for the Nacho Man. And for anybody else in uh...

  [country hick voice] 

  Scott Hall : WCW.

  [stereotypical redneck laugh, then back to normal] 

  Scott Hall : Hey, You wanna go to war? You want a war? You're gonna get one.

• Scott Hall : Hey Zbysko... we were watching old tapes of you wrestling in fast forward, and you still didn't move.