There's poor and then there's beyond poor in no-budget porn videos, and Gino Colbert, used to making Gay Porn, turns in an abominable product in "Easy Access". Made for Zane Entertainment, it plays like an intentionally bad parody of those dozens of awful Joe Sarno XXX clunkers for rival label Vidco.
Every scene takes place in an undecorated bedroom shot in the studio, and director Colbert uses a static camera placed faraway from the actors for each intro. Once the sex begins it's mechanically performed and the cum shots are nearly invisible, so poorly shot. Running joke is that all the women are named Smith, wanting to be anonymous as they're hiding out from, what else, some man.
Name talent like Porsche Lynn and Alicia Monet perform and all are dresed in garter belts and high heels. Scenes are connected by brief footage of folks out on the sidewalk, just like Sarno did. Call it an homage.
Only point of interest is a truly memorable (and thankfully brief) scene of overacting, where Carlos Valentino plays a latin lover who recites his stupid dialogue with such stentorian tones that I couldn't help but laugh.
Every scene takes place in an undecorated bedroom shot in the studio, and director Colbert uses a static camera placed faraway from the actors for each intro. Once the sex begins it's mechanically performed and the cum shots are nearly invisible, so poorly shot. Running joke is that all the women are named Smith, wanting to be anonymous as they're hiding out from, what else, some man.
Name talent like Porsche Lynn and Alicia Monet perform and all are dresed in garter belts and high heels. Scenes are connected by brief footage of folks out on the sidewalk, just like Sarno did. Call it an homage.
Only point of interest is a truly memorable (and thankfully brief) scene of overacting, where Carlos Valentino plays a latin lover who recites his stupid dialogue with such stentorian tones that I couldn't help but laugh.