Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Jerry O'Connell: Trip McNeely

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• Trip McNeely : [as he approaches a sulking Mike with a six-pack in hand]  Hey man, you want a beer?

  Mike Dexter : Trip McNeely!

  Trip McNeely : Trip McNeely.

  Mike Dexter : No way, man!

  Trip McNeely : Trip McNeely.

  Mike Dexter : Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?

  Trip McNeely : Really? Which ones?

  Mike Dexter : You must be racking up at college. College!

  Trip McNeely : I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.

  Mike Dexter : Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.

  Trip McNeely : Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.

  Mike Dexter : [after an uneasy pause]  S-so, what happened?

  Trip McNeely : [sighs]  College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.

  [Tosses an empty beer can aside] 

  Mike Dexter : Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right?

  Trip McNeely : Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen.

  [Belches and then chuckles] 

  Trip McNeely : Speaking of which, you still with that Amanda chick? She was a prize piece if I ever saw one.

  Mike Dexter : [Lying to Trip]  Yeah,

  [Scoffs] 

  Mike Dexter : me and Amanda. Definitely. Yep.

  Trip McNeely : You're lucky, bro.

  Mike Dexter : I sure am.

  Trip McNeely : Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you.

  [Farts] 

  Trip McNeely : Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet.

  [Leaves] 

  Mike Dexter : [With a discouraged tone]  Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right...