Space Jam (1996)
Danny DeVito: Swackhammer
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Quotes
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[Bill Murray enters the court as a substitution]
Mr. Swackhammer : Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
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Mr. Swackhammer : [after berating them for losing to the Looney Tunes] Alright, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!
Michael Jordan : [to the Monstars] Why are you taking from this guy?
Monstar Bupkus : Because he's bigger!
Monstar Pound : He's bigger?
Monstar Bang : Then, we *used* to be...
Mr. Swackhammer : [the Monstars realize they are now bigger than Swackhammer and look at him menacingly] What are you doing?
[They seize him and stuff him on a rocket and blasts it off into space to crash onto the Moon]
Michael Jordan : Had it in you all the time, didn't ya?
[the Monstars look embarrassed for a moment]
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Mr. Swackhammer : [trying to think of a good attraction] Okay, we need something... We need something... Nutty!
Nerdluck Nawt : Nutty!
Mr. Swackhammer : We need something wacky!
[accidentally sits on a television remote and it turns on]
Nerdluck Nawt : Wacky!
Mr. Swackhammer : We need something, something, something, something... We need something...
Nerdluck Bupkus : [distracted by the TV] Looney? Oops!
Nerdluck Nawt : Looney, thank you.
Mr. Swackhammer : Looney?
[turns to the television and sees Looney Tunes cartoons]
Daffy Duck on TV : I'm an elk! Shoot me!
Mr. Swackhammer : [got his idea] Yes! Looney, yes! Now, you're talking.
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Mr. Swackhammer : [after the Monstars have lost] Losers!
Monstars : Sorry.
Mr. Swackhammer : Choke artists!
Monstars : Sorry again.
Mr. Swackhammer : Wait'll I get you back on Moron Mountain!