Gagtag (1994–1996)
Jonathan Ross: Self - Host
Quotes
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Bob Monkhouse : What are we meant to link?
Jonathan Ross : You're meant to link the three clips, Bob. I thought I made that perfectly clear.
Bob Monkhouse : Uhm uhm uhm. It's... it's to close to a full moon for me.
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Jonathan Ross : Friends, Romans, Countrymen
[buzzer]
Jonathan Ross : Tony?
Tony Hawks : Can you keep the noise down a bit? I'm trying to sleep.
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Jonathan Ross : Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington
[buzzer]
Jonathan Ross : Tony?
Tony Hawks : And the same goes for you, Mrs Minogue.
[a cheer is heard from the audience]
Frank Skinner : That is so unfair!
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Jonathan Ross : Ray, may I say how good it is to see you making a rare solo apperance.
Ray Allen : Yes, thank you very much. It's nice to have some hands free!
Lord Charles : Get on with it, you silly arse!
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Jonathan Ross : Never work with animals or children
[buzzer]
Jonathan Ross : Greg?
Greg Proops : Unless you know how to cook them!
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Jonathan Ross : Sticks and stones may break my bones
[bell]
Jonathan Ross : Frank?
Frank Skinner : Sticks and stones may break my bones, so I won't be going to Millwall this season!
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Jonathan Ross : Mary had a little lamb
[bell]
Eddie Large : Oh, this is my level. Mary had a little lamb, and the midwife fainted.
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Jonathan Ross : Why do birds suddenly appear...
Ted Rogers : Whenever the wife's with me?
Jonathan Ross : Nice to hear the '70s meaning of birds on the show.