Three middle aged guys rent a beach house to hopefully score with young, single women. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty, to teach them some game and help them meet girls.
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| Grant Cramer | ... |
Scotty
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| Teal Roberts | ... |
Kristi
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| Gary Wood | ... |
Hunter
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| Michael Rapport | ... |
Rounder
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Sorrells Pickard | ... |
Ashby
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| Roberta Collins | ... |
Lana
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Cindy Silver | ... |
Kimberly
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| Courtney Gains | ... |
Rag
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| Kristi Somers | ... |
Michelle
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Crystal Shaw Martell | ... |
Candy
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| Darcy DeMoss | ... |
Dede
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| Antony Ponzini | ... |
Rocco
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Marvin Katzoff | ... |
Dorky Geek
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Kip Waldo | ... |
Head Geek
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Michael Miller | ... |
Landlord
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Chuck Hart | ... |
Young Geek
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| Kane Hodder | ... |
Older Geek
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Kit Garfield | ... |
Hardbody in Car
(as Kit Hamilton)
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Erika Dockery | ... |
Hardbody in Car
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Karen Kelly | ... |
Hardbody on Bike
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| Karen LaVoie | ... |
Jogging Hardbody
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| Kathleen Kinmont | ... |
Pretty Skater
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Steve Workman | ... |
Hair Stylist
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Jackie Easton | ... |
Girl in Dressing Room
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Janet Gardner | ... |
Vixen - Lead Vocals
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Jan Kuehnemund | ... |
Vixen - Lead Guitar
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Pia Maiocco | ... |
Vixen - Bass
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Laurie Hedlund | ... |
Vixen - Drums
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Tamara Ivanov | ... |
Vixen - Rhythm Guitar
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Juli Lawrence | ... |
Nicki
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Julie Always | ... |
Photo Session Hardbody
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| Leslee Bremmer | ... |
Photo Session Hardbody
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Tina Riccio | ... |
Photo Session Hardbody
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Karen Lybrand | ... |
Photo Session Hardbody
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Deborah Scardilli | ... |
Rocco's Girl
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Louise Baker | ... |
Rocco's Girl
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Dana Gonzalez | ... |
Rocco's Girl
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Laurie Bath | ... |
Rocco's Girl
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Lorena Hartley | ... |
Rocco's Girl
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Dee Anderson | ... |
Bodybuilder
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Scott Kaufman | ... |
Krak - Group in Club
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John Steele | ... |
Krak - Group in Club
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David Spector | ... |
Krak - Group in Club
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| Marcia Karr | ... |
Hardbody on Stairs
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Mark Wilson | ... |
Partygoer
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Steve Gold | ... |
Farnsey
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| Joyce Jameson | ... |
Rounder's Mom
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| Deke Anderson | ... |
Bodybuilder (uncredited)
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| Emily Longstreth | ... |
Girl on Skates (uncredited)
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| Oliver Theess | ... |
Surfer (uncredited)
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Directed by
| Mark Griffiths | ... | (directed by) |
Written by
| Steve Greene | ... | (screenplay) & |
| Eric Alter | ... | (screenplay) and |
| Mark Griffiths | ... | (screenplay) |
| Steve Greene | ... | (story) & |
| Eric Alter | ... | (story) |
Produced by
| Jeff Begun | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Ken Dalton | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Judy Mooradian | ... | associate producer |
| Ken Solomon | ... | producer (uncredited) |
Cinematography by
| Tom Richmond | ... | director of photography |
Editing by
| Andy Blumenthal | ||
Editorial Department
| Jack Hilton | ... | assistant editor |
| Janice McKay | ... | apprentice editor |
| Terrie Silverman | ... | apprentice editor |
Casting By
| Geno Havens | ... | (casting) |
Production Design by
| Gregg Fonseca | ||
Set Decoration by
| Anne H. Ahrens | ... | (as Anne Huntley) |
Makeup Department
| Diane G. Fist | ... | assistant hair stylist / assistant makeup artist |
| Medusah | ... | hair stylist (as Anne Aulenta-Spira) / makeup artist (as Anne Aulenta-Spira) |
Production Management
| Andrew Z. Davis | ... | second unit manager (as Andrew Davis) |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
| Eric M. Breiman | ... | assistant director |
| Daniel Eisenberg | ... | second assistant director |
| Marianne Fisher | ... | second unit director |
Art Department
| Michael Paul Clausen | ... | assistant art director |
Sound Department
| Gary C. Bourgeois | ... | re-recording mixer |
| David Brownlow | ... | sound recordist |
| Mary Jo Devenney | ... | boom operator |
| Roberta Doheny | ... | dialogue editor |
| Sarah Johnstone | ... | boom operator |
| John Kwiatkowski | ... | sound effects editor |
Special Effects by
| Terry Woolman | ... | special effects |
Stunts
| BJ Davis | ... | stunt coordinator |
| Chuck Hart | ... | stunts |
| Kane Hodder | ... | stunts |
| Eddie Braun | ... | stunt performer (uncredited) |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Herb Ault | ... | best boy grip |
| David Bodin | ... | key grip |
| David Calloway | ... | additional photographer |
| Lex duPont | ... | second assistant camera (as Lex DuPont) |
| Lisa Harper | ... | third grip |
| Sven Kirsten | ... | electrician |
| Chris Lombardi | ... | first assistant camera |
| Shaun Madigan | ... | gaffer |
| Peter Roberts | ... | still photographer |
| Elizabeth Webber | ... | best boy |
| Bob Weiss | ... | additional photographer |
| Steve Wright | ... | additional photographer |
Casting Department
| Kate Long | ... | casting associate |
| Tyrone Polk | ... | casting services (uncredited) |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Bernadette Brady | ... | wardrobe |
| Dori Cooper | ... | assistant wardrobe |
Location Management
| Gregg Fienberg | ... | location manager |
| Sy Levin | ... | location coordinator |
Music Department
| Kevin Benson | ... | music supervisor |
| Vic Caesar | ... | music director |
| Darryl Duran | ... | music editor |
| Irwin Mazur | ... | music supervisor |
Script and Continuity Department
| Nancy Rigg | ... | continuity: second unit |
| Kathryn Weygand | ... | continuity |
Additional Crew
| Michael Cotura | ... | production assistant |
| Randy Digrazio | ... | choreographer |
| Harry Dunn | ... | production assistant |
| Jon Epperson | ... | stand-in |
| Ron Hacohen | ... | production assistant |
| Nguyen Kim Lan | ... | title designer |
| Kate McMahon | ... | production coordinator |
| Geof O'Connor | ... | production assistant |
| Robert Roda | ... | production coordinator (as Rob Roda) |
| Kirsten Welles | ... | production assistant |
Production Companies
Distributors
- Columbia Pictures (1984) (United States) (theatrical)
- RCA/Columbia Pictures Home Video (1984) (United States) (VHS)
- Columbia-EMI-Warner (1984) (United Kingdom) (theatrical)
- RCA/Columbia Pictures International Video (West Germany) (VHS)
- RCA/Columbia-Hoyts Home Video (1985) (Australia) (VHS)
- VideoVisa (1988) (Mexico) (VHS)
- SPI International (1999) (Romania) (tv)
- Anchor Bay Entertainment (2009) (United States) (DVD)
- Mill Creek Entertainment (2014) (United States) (DVD)
- Mill Creek Entertainment (2016) (United States) (Blu-ray) (DVD)
Special Effects
Other Companies
- Deluxe Entertainment Services (color)
- Image 3 (opticals)
- MGM Laboratories (prints)
- Motion Picture Marine (marine services)
- Ryder Sound Services (sound)
- Tyrone's Casting Service (extra casting)
Storyline
| Plot Summary |
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Written by Tom Zoerner |
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Box Office
| Opening Weekend United States | $2,684,599, 06 May 1984 |
Did You Know?
| Trivia | The film was originally produced to be broadcast on the Playboy Channel but Columbia Pictures picked it up and released it theatrically instead. The American Film Institute's catalog states, that according to an article published on March 2, 1984, by The Los Angeles Times, the film was originally produced for the Playboy Channel but the sexual content was deemed 'too soft' for the channel, ''the production was [then] acquired by distributor Columbia Pictures for domestic theatrical release''. See more » |
| Goofs | The dog's collar can-holder is only big enough for one beer can, but seconds after the head geek takes the can out, another can magically appears in it. See more » |
| Movie Connections | Featured in Breakin'/Firestarter/Hardbodies/Sugar Cane Alley (1984). See more » |
| Soundtracks | Hardbodies Theme See more » |
| Quotes |
Ashby:
[sings country-style with guitar]
She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free." See more » |