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Hardbodies (1984) -- This story sets out to prove that a smooth, magnetic young man can teach his amorous techniques to almost anyone, leading to successful and hilarious results. Three middle-aged men rent a beach house and hire a young stud to teach them how to score with the girls on the beach.

Overview

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Director:
Writers:
Steve Greene (screenplay) &
Eric Alter (screenplay) ...
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Release Date:
4 May 1984 (USA) more
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Plot:
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that... more | add synopsis
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Cast

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Grant Cramer ... Scotty
Teal Roberts ... Kristi
Gary Wood ... Hunter
Michael Rapport ... Rounder
Sorrells Pickard ... Ashby
Roberta Collins ... Lana
Cindy Silver ... Kimberly

Courtney Gains ... Rag
Kristi Somers ... Michelle
Crystal Shaw ... Candy

Darcy DeMoss ... Dede
Antony Ponzini ... Rocco (as Anthony Ponzini)
Marvin Katzoff ... Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo ... Head Geek
Michael Miller ... Landlord
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88 min
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Certification:
Canada:18+ (Quebec) | Canada:R (Manitoba/Nova Scotia/Ontario) | Iceland:16 | USA:R

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Originally made for Playboy TV, but released as a feature film instead. more
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Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice. more
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Rounder: Well, dip my skinny. more
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I Did It more

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Epitome of a good breast movie, 16 April 1999
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Author: FFT5305 from Washington, DC

Before sitting down to watch Hardbodies, decide what you are looking for out of this film. Do you want a well-written movie with an engaging plot, Oscar-worthy performances and beautifully-written dialogue? Then stay away from this movie. Do you want to see a fairly entertaining movie centered around fitting as much gratuitous shots of topless women as possible? Then you've found what you're looking for!

Hardbodies is a cheesy, 80's teen sex movie. But if you like cheesy, 80's teen sex movies, it's actually pretty good. It's better than any of the other ones out there. Some funny, quotable lines. A few entertaining characters. And many, many hot naked women. I mean, really -- how can you go wrong when there's bikini tops flying off before the opening credits even end?

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