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Hardbodies (1984)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  4 May 1984 (USA)
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the ... See full summary »

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Kristi
Gary Wood ...
Hunter
Michael Rapport ...
Rounder
Sorrells Pickard ...
Ashby
Roberta Collins ...
Lana
Cindy Silver ...
Kimberly
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Rag
Kristi Somers ...
Michelle
Crystal Shaw ...
Candy
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Dede
Antony Ponzini ...
Rocco (as Anthony Ponzini)
Marvin Katzoff ...
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo ...
Head Geek
Michael Miller ...
Landlord
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>

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The all-female rock band in the movie, Diaper Rash, was played by the band Vixen, who had a hit in the 80's "The Edge of a Broken Heart". See more »

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The dog's collar can-holder is only big enough for one beer can, but seconds after the head geek takes the can out, another can magically appears in it. See more »

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Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.
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Smile for the Camera
Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon
(Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI)
Courtesy of Amazin' Music Productions
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Good waste of time.
19 December 1998 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

This film is a good waste of time if you like gratuitous nudity and bad acting. Watch it on a rainy day.


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