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4 May 1984 (USA)
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If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that...
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Epitome of a good breast movie
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Grant Cramer | ... | Scotty |
| Teal Roberts | ... | Kristi |
| Gary Wood | ... | Hunter |
| Michael Rapport | ... | Rounder |
| Sorrells Pickard | ... | Ashby |
| Roberta Collins | ... | Lana |
| Cindy Silver | ... | Kimberly |
 | Courtney Gains | ... | Rag |
| Kristi Somers | ... | Michelle |
| Crystal Shaw | ... | Candy |
 | Darcy DeMoss | ... | Dede |
| Antony Ponzini | ... | Rocco (as Anthony Ponzini) |
| Marvin Katzoff | ... | Dorky Geek |
| Kip Waldo | ... | Head Geek |
| Michael Miller | ... | Landlord |
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88 min
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Originally made for Playboy TV, but released as a feature film instead.
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Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice.
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Referenced in "Saturday Night Live: Helen Hunt/Snoop Doggy Dogg (#19.16)" (1994)
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I Did It
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Before sitting down to watch Hardbodies, decide what you are looking for out of this film. Do you want a well-written movie with an engaging plot, Oscar-worthy performances and beautifully-written dialogue? Then stay away from this movie. Do you want to see a fairly entertaining movie centered around fitting as much gratuitous shots of topless women as possible? Then you've found what you're looking for!
Hardbodies is a cheesy, 80's teen sex movie. But if you like cheesy, 80's teen sex movies, it's actually pretty good. It's better than any of the other ones out there. Some funny, quotable lines. A few entertaining characters. And many, many hot naked women. I mean, really -- how can you go wrong when there's bikini tops flying off before the opening credits even end?