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| Teal Roberts | ... |
Kristi
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| Gary Wood | ... |
Hunter
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Michael Rapport | ... |
Rounder
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Sorrells Pickard | ... |
Ashby
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Roberta Collins | ... |
Lana
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Cindy Silver | ... |
Kimberly
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Rag
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Kristi Somers | ... |
Michelle
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| Crystal Shaw Martell | ... |
Candy
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| Darcy DeMoss | ... |
Dede
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Antony Ponzini | ... |
Rocco
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Marvin Katzoff | ... |
Dorky Geek
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Kip Waldo | ... |
Head Geek
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Michael Miller | ... |
Landlord
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>
Before sitting down to watch Hardbodies, decide what you are looking for out of this film. Do you want a well-written movie with an engaging plot, Oscar-worthy performances and beautifully-written dialogue? Then stay away from this movie. Do you want to see a fairly entertaining movie centered around fitting as much gratuitous shots of topless women as possible? Then you've found what you're looking for!
Hardbodies is a cheesy, 80's teen sex movie. But if you like cheesy, 80's teen sex movies, it's actually pretty good. It's better than any of the other ones out there. Some funny, quotable lines. A few entertaining characters. And many, many hot naked women. I mean, really -- how can you go wrong when there's bikini tops flying off before the opening credits even end?