MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Up 49 this week

Hardbodies (1984)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  4 May 1984 (USA)
4.7
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 4.7/10 from 1,947 users  
Reviews: 28 user | 21 critic

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the ... See full summary »

Director:

Writers:

(screenplay), (screenplay), 5 more credits »
0Check in
0Share...

Watch Now

From $2.99 on Amazon Instant Video

ON DISC

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 38 titles
created 02 Sep 2011
 
a list of 30 titles
created 06 Nov 2011
 
list image
a list of 44 titles
created 29 Oct 2013
 
a list of 30 titles
created 23 Feb 2014
 
a list of 21 titles
created 14 Apr 2014
 

Related Items

Search for "Hardbodies" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Hardbodies (1984)

Hardbodies (1984) on IMDb 4.7/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Hardbodies.

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Spring Break (1983)
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  

Two sets of two college guys spend a spring break together in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. There they have lots of fun in and out of the sun.

Director: Sean S. Cunningham
Stars: David Knell, Steve Bassett, Perry Lang
Screwballs II (1985)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

In the original tradition of "Screwballs," four horny teens try to get a shot at the sexy new French teacher.

Director: Rafal Zielinski
Stars: Bryan Genesse, Lance Van Der Kolk, Alan Deveau
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  

A nerd gains the friendship of two of his frat brothers when his dad offers them his condo for the week in Palm Springs, and also offers the fraternity a hot tub and jacuzzi if they can ... See full summary »

Director: James Frawley
Stars: Stephen Geoffreys, Sheree J. Wilson, Cameron Dye
Summer Job (1989)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

A less-than-elite group of college coeds pursue sexual adventure and bits of revenge, and actually do some of the work they are expected to do at a resort over the summer.

Director: Paul Madden
Stars: Sherrie Rose, James Summer, Amy Lynn Baxter
Comedy | Romance | Sport
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

Harkin Banks is a young Idaho farm kid who is also an ace at skiing. He is headed to the freestyle skiing championships in Squaw Valley, CA along with runaway Sunny. He meets his adversary ... See full summary »

Director: Peter Markle
Stars: David Naughton, Patrick Houser, Tracy Smith
School Spirit (1985)
Comedy | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  

The only thing keeping Billy Batson from the girl of his dreams is one little condom -- or rather the lack of one. Lucky Billy finds one at an all-night roadhouse -- but speeding back to ... See full summary »

Director: Alan Holleb
Stars: Tom Nolan, Elizabeth Foxx, Larry Linville
Joysticks (1983)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

When a top local businessman and his two bumbling nephews try to shut down the town's only video arcade, arcade employees and patrons fight back.

Director: Greydon Clark
Stars: Joe Don Baker, Leif Green, Jim Greenleaf
Hot Moves (1984)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5/10 X  

Four Venice Beach boys make a pact to lose their virginity before beginning their senior year of high school.

Director: Jim Sotos
Stars: Michael Zorek, Adam Silbar, Jeff Fishman
Malibu Beach (1978)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

A lifeguard becomes the center of the universe for two beachgoers who compete for her attention.

Director: Robert J. Rosenthal
Stars: Kim Lankford, James Daughton, Susan Player
H.O.T.S. (1979)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  

College exploitation film focusing on the wild escapades of the women of H.O.T.S. Sorority. The antics include but are certainly not limited to a wet t-shirt contest, a sky-diving episode, ... See full summary »

Director: Gerald Seth Sindell
Stars: Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant
Zapped! (1982)
Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

A high school science nerd gains telekinetic powers after a laboratory accident and uses them for revenge upon bullies.

Director: Robert J. Rosenthal
Stars: Scott Baio, Willie Aames, Robert Mandan
Bikini Summer (1991)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  

A group of friends are hired to redecorate a beach house while the elderly owners are out of town for the summer. Redecorating is the last thing on their minds, and a wild bikini filled ... See full summary »

Director: Robert Veze
Stars: Melinda Armstrong, David Millbern, Kelli Konop
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
...
Kristi
Gary Wood ...
Hunter
Michael Rapport ...
Rounder
Sorrells Pickard ...
Ashby
Roberta Collins ...
Lana
Cindy Silver ...
Kimberly
...
Rag
Kristi Somers ...
Michelle
Crystal Shaw ...
Candy
...
Dede
Antony Ponzini ...
Rocco (as Anthony Ponzini)
Marvin Katzoff ...
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo ...
Head Geek
Michael Miller ...
Landlord
Edit

Storyline

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

R | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

4 May 1984 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Dudavadászok  »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The all-female rock band in the movie, Diaper Rash, was played by the band Vixen, who had a hit in the 80's "The Edge of a Broken Heart". See more »

Goofs

Kimberly's top gets torn by the dog (we hear it tear). Moments later, she is seen wearing same top, undamaged. See more »

Quotes

Hunter: Tit for tat.
Kristi: My tits for whose tat.
See more »

Connections

References Tarzan the Ape Man (1932) See more »

Soundtracks

Only One
Written by Mick Smiley & Maát
Performed by Mick Smiley
(Twin Towers Music)
Courtesy of Twin Towers Records
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Whoa, long trip back!
6 April 1999 | by See all my reviews

I remember watching this film when I was thirteen and just loving it: gorgeous naked women, gorgeous naked women, gorgeous naked women! Now my thoughts would be: 80s! 80s! 80s! AAAAGGGH! Okay, the 80s weren't so horrible, and I have fond memories of them, and this completely trashy teen sex flick (pretty much the quintessential movie of this quintessentially 80s genre) will zoom you back there so fast, you'll get whiplash and snap the flourescent strap on your sun glasses. Oh, the naked women are still gorgeous, but this thing never can have the same sort of fantastic appeal it did when you were 13 and afraid your parents would walk in the door while you and your buddies were watching it.


15 of 16 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
This Film Rocksssssssss alexkz-1
Hardbodies will be on DVD for the first time Aug 18, 2009 r41412-1
Old Man Playing the Guitar agubiscayne
Where is the DVD for this movie? jeffman52001
First Use of The Word 'Wuss' In A Major Motion Picture?? hkwalker
Cindy Silver (the girl who played Kimberly Courtney Gains Troyzilla
Discuss Hardbodies (1984) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?