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Hardbodies (1984)

R | | Comedy | 4 May 1984 (USA)
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the ... See full summary »

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Cast

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Kristi
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Hunter
Michael Rapport ...
Rounder
Sorrells Pickard ...
Ashby
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Lana
Cindy Silver ...
Kimberly
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Rag
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Michelle
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Candy (as Crystal Shaw)
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Dede
Antony Ponzini ...
Rocco (as Anthony Ponzini)
Marvin Katzoff ...
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo ...
Head Geek
Michael Miller ...
Landlord
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>

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4 May 1984 (USA)  »

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Como Conquistar as Garotas  »

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Trivia

Many movie posters for the film feature the picture's "Hardbodies" title logo formed from squeezing a tube of white suntan cream onto the frontal suntanned hard body stomach of a female hotbody wearing a white bikini two-piece swimsuit with a bra top and panties bottom. See more »

Goofs

The dog's collar can-holder is only big enough for one beer can, but seconds after the head geek takes the can out, another can magically appears in it. See more »

Quotes

Dede: God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.
Rounder: Touch it again, it's been so long.
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Referenced in Workaholics: Trivia Pursuits (2015) See more »

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Loosin' It
Written by John Reede & Marc Tanner
Performed by The Marc Tanner Band
(Otherwise Publishing, ASCAP/Jono Songs, ASCAP)
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Very likable 80's sex comedy
20 January 2008 | by See all my reviews

"Hardbodies" delivers what you should expect from a lightweight 80's sex comedy: plenty of fantastic-looking girls in bikinis or topless, a fun-carefree-sunny-summer-California-beach atmosphere, a couple of chuckles, and lots of 80's music. It does not deliver high cinematic artistry or a brilliant plot, but then again you should not expect any of that. The two main girls, Teal Roberts and Cindy Silver, are both enormously appealing and pleasantly natural, and the two main guys, Grant Cramer and Courtney Gains, are likable. The premise might have worked better if we had younger nerds in the roles of the middle-aged men, but to its credit the movie acknowledges their age and somehow manages to get away with it. It's the girls who are the most important here anyway, and as I said the casting was very good right down the line - I don't remember looking at even one less-than-pretty girl in this movie, even at the background. One of THE prettiest is no doubt a very young Kathleen Kinmont, in her first movie role: she doesn't get naked, yet her very tight white T-shirt leaves little to the imagination. (**1/2)


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