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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit. Written by
Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>
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If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
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Trivia
The all-female rock band in the movie, Diaper Rash, was played by the band Vixen, who had a hit in the 80's "The Edge of a Broken Heart".
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Goofs
Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice.
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Quotes
Scotty Palmer:
No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.
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Soundtracks
"Only One"
Written by
Mick Smiley & Maát
Performed by
Mick Smiley
(Twin Towers Music)
Courtesy of Twin Towers Records
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Before sitting down to watch Hardbodies, decide what you are looking for out of this film. Do you want a well-written movie with an engaging plot, Oscar-worthy performances and beautifully-written dialogue? Then stay away from this movie. Do you want to see a fairly entertaining movie centered around fitting as much gratuitous shots of topless women as possible? Then you've found what you're looking for!
Hardbodies is a cheesy, 80's teen sex movie. But if you like cheesy, 80's teen sex movies, it's actually pretty good. It's better than any of the other ones out there. Some funny, quotable lines. A few entertaining characters. And many, many hot naked women. I mean, really -- how can you go wrong when there's bikini tops flying off before the opening credits even end?