In a skit Bette Davis is Marie Antoinette and Tom is Robespierre. Dick, Tom, Bette, and Bob Crane enact film cliches. Buffalo Springfield perform a musical number.
Jonathan Winters plays a host of zany character. Jefferson Airplane performs "Somebody to Love." Nancy Wilson sings "Hound Dog Blues" with Tommy. Pat Paulsen does an editorial about divorce.
Guests Simon and Garfunkel sing "59th Street Bridge Song" and "Cloudy", actress Janet Leigh sings and dances, and both are featured in a skit called "Billy the Kid's Birthday Party.
Dick is the narrator of Pinocchio, with guests Eddie as Gepetto and Moms as the fairy. Paul holds forth on the money spent on the space program. The Byrds perform "Mr. Spaceman." Tom, Dick and guests sing "That's Life."
Tom and Dick join Ricardo Montalban in spoofing TV ads. Pat Paulsen gives his viewpoint on sex ed. Diahann Carroll does a bio on imaginary jazz great Bix(Tom). Diahann sings "This Time." First Edition performs "I Found a Reason."
Tom is a rebellious George Washington and Agnes Moorehead his mother. A salute to apples spoofs Tom as Adam and Leigh French as Eve with Pat Paulsen the snake. The Hollies sing "Carrie Ann" and "Dear Eloise."
In a reversal guest Tallulah Bankhead is the captain in a Mata Hari skit with Tom the notorious spy. There is also a musical tribute to guns. The Temptations sing "Swanee." Tom and Tallulah duet "My Funny Valentine."