Good Neighbor Sam (1964)
Mike Connors: Howard Ebbets
Quotes
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Howard Ebbets : Those are my pajamas.
Janet Lagerlof : Yes.
Howard Ebbets : Why those are the pajamas you bought me the weekend we drove to Carmel. And now you've given them to this gigolo?
Janet Lagerlof : Oh! Don't get all sentimental over a pair of pajamas!
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Janet Lagerlof : How dare you! Apologize this instant!
Howard Ebbets : Apologize?
Janet Lagerlof : Yes!
Howard Ebbets : I come here in the middle of the night to find some ape in fluorescent pajamas with my wife in a nightgown!
Janet Lagerlof : Of course, I'm in a nightgown. What else would I be wearing in the middle of the night?
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Sam Bissell : Don't call my wife a snoop!
Howard Ebbets : Your wife?
Janet Lagerlof : Yes, his wife. She's also my best friend. And she kindly loaned me the use of her husband.
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Howard Ebbets : You know, some of the happiest days of my life were spent fighting with that little girl.
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Howard Ebbets : Say, he's sensitive, isn't he?
Minerva Bissell : Very! He's creative.
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Howard Ebbets : Do you have any mambo records?
Minerva Bissell : And cha-cha!
Howard Ebbets : Oh, cha-cha too! That's great!
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Howard Ebbets : [to Minerva] Say, listen, Minzie, you know, honey, we never would have made this hand if he hadn't made the wrong discard.
Sam Bissell : Yes, you said that before, didn't you.
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Janet Lagerlof : How dare you talk to me in that tone of voice. Just get out of here! That's all!
Howard Ebbets : Now, don't you worry. I'm getting out; but not before I give you something you've had coming to you for a long time. A good, swift kick in the hind end!
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Howard Ebbets : Hey, Goofy. I love you. You know, it's taken me all these months to realize how much. What do you say we try it again, huh?