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6/10
"Well, I certainly wouldn't have run off with Richard Burton!"
JamesHitchcock17 August 2016
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In the 1950s Joan Collins made two films in which she played a survivor of a shipwreck; in both she is marooned on a deserted island along with three men. The first was that fatuous "comedy" "Our girl Friday", aka "The Adventures of Sadie" from 1953. "Sea Wife" from four years later is essentially an attempt to make a serious drama out of a similar scenario.

The film opens in London during the years immediately following the end of the Second World War. A young man signing himself "Biscuit" places advertisements in the personal column of various in which he asks a woman referred to as "Sea Wife" to get in touch with him. He never, however, receives a reply from her, and their story is told in flashback. The scene shifts to Singapore in 1942. The young man, whose name is Michael Cannon, is one of a group of British refugees trying to flee before the city falls to the Japanese Army. His ship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine and he finds himself on a life-raft with two other men and a young woman. After a number of adventures the four survivors end up on a deserted island.

The four are known to one another by nicknames; Cannon, whose nickname is "Biscuit", is the only one to reveal his true identity to the others. The woman is "Sea Wife", from an archaic word for "mermaid". The two other men are "Bulldog", a middle-aged British colonial, and "Number Four", the ship's black purser. On the island there are two developments. A powerful dislike grows up between the bigoted racist Bulldog and Number Four, and Biscuit falls in love with the beautiful Sea Wife, although she rejects his advances.

Some reviewers on this board have expressed surprise that Sea Wife does not reveal her secret, namely that she is really a nun. (Her real name, or at least her "name in religion", is Sister Therese). This secret is already known to Number Four but not to the others. It is fairly obvious why she does not to reveal this to Bulldog, an atheist who is just as bigoted about religion as he is about race. (She has already upset him by trying to discuss her Christian faith with him). What is less clear is why she does not reveal it to Biscuit; perhaps she does not trust him not to reveal it to Bulldog. She contents herself with telling him that she is "promised to another". This is not an outright lie, because by the "other" Sea Wife means God, but Biscuit understands- as she clearly intends him to- that there is another man in her life.

Some have also expressed surprise at the idea of Joan Collins playing a nun, but this is only an example of miscasting when seen in retrospect. Today we tend to think of Collins in terms of the sort of sultry villainesses she played in the seventies and eighties such as Fontaine Khaled in "The Bitch" and "The Stud" or Alexis in "Dynasty", ladies one could never imagine taking the veil. Earlier in her career, however, she had a much wider range, and could equally well turn her hand to virtuous young heroines. Indeed, she played such a character in a film as late in her career as "Quest for Love" in the early seventies. In 1957, therefore, there was no reason why she should not have played a nun.

Of the two strands in the plot, the Biscuit/ Sea Wife story is perhaps the less interesting to modern audiences. It might have been better had Biscuit known of her profession or had there been any indication that she was torn by a genuine conflict between her emotions and her religious vows. The characters are played by the film's two big-name stars, Collins and Richard Burton, who by all accounts did not get on with one another. It is said that Collins, when asked what she thought might have happened had she rather than Elizabeth Taylor been cast as the lead in "Cleopatra", replied "Well, I certainly wouldn't have run off with Richard Burton!" It is therefore perhaps unsurprising that there is little chemistry between them.

Of perhaps more interest to us today is the Bulldog/Number Four relationship. Their nicknames are both significant. The bulldog has long been a symbol of British patriotism, and this Bulldog is a patriot of a particularly snarling, aggressive breed. Number Four's nickname suggests that because of his race he ranks fourth and last in this society of four people, even though he is intelligent, resourceful and does his best to assist the others, perhaps even saving their lives. Bulldog, however, finds it impossible to accept him as an equal and becomes obsessed (without any evidence) by the idea that Number Four intends to rape Sea Wife. It is this obsession which leads to the final tragedy. Such a frank analysis of racism is perhaps unusual in a British film from this period; even when the cinema took on the subject of colonialism it was rare to make a white character a racist villain in this way. For me it was this aspect of the film which added some interest to what could otherwise have been a rather dull melodrama. 6/10
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6/10
One-dimensional sea-faring adventure...
moonspinner5511 June 2006
Facile dramatics about four disparate characters--three men and one woman (Joan Collins)--shipwrecked off the coast of Singapore in 1942. One of the men grows very fond of the lady, who is secretly a nun. The nun's curious reluctance to divulge her vocation unnecessarily drags out these proceedings (and makes Sister Collins out to be something of a tease, which is touched upon fleetingly). Film verges on camp but is saved from silliness by an adept, surface-pretty production, also by Richard Burton's fiery emoting (predictably, he's colorful and mercurial as ever). Shallow, but certainly entertaining on a minor scale. **1/2 from ****
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7/10
Lifeboat Love
sol-6 February 2016
Still pining for a mysterious woman with whom he and two other gentlemen shared a lifeboat many months earlier, a British army officer recollects the shipwreck that led to their encounter as well as their intimate time together in this early career Richard Burton motion picture. The film plays out primarily in flashback and seeing Burton so young is just as curious as Joan Collins being cast as his love interest - a nun who never revealed her true identity to him during their time together. The story is propelled by a couple of implausible elements -- namely, her extreme reluctance to say that she is a nun, and the fact that the four shipwreck survivors insist on calling each other by nicknames rather than their real names -- however, these improbabilities add unexpected layers of depths. In particular, the film handles Burton's attraction to Collins with delightful ambiguity; we never find out if she truly ever reciprocated his feelings, and is it out of craving for human affection that she chose to never tell him that she was a nun? The naming thing is quite interesting too as we get to know the characters through their traits and idiosyncrasies more than anything else, and as Collins keeps telling Burton, things are different when stuck out at sea. Clocking in at just over an hour and a quarter long, the film feels incredibly short with a lot of unrealised narrative potential, but the ending is so unexpected and packs such an emotional wallop that it is hard not to exit the film a tad shaken. Certainly, 'Sea Wife' is very far removed from the average wartime romantic drama out there.
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One of the all-time camp favorites
Sleepy-1722 March 2002
Joan Collins is a nun (!!) shipwrecked on an island with Burton. This movie is hilarious and sexy. Burton as usual is so serious he's got his tongue in his cheek because the script's morality won't let him use it to plow the ever-gorgeous Collins. I haven't seen it for years, but I still use Burton's growling "I love you, Sea Wife" to make my wife laugh. And a note on Collins: Evidently the eternal self-pitier Russell Crowe was upset to see himself compared to her at an awards show. But she is the one who was shamed; she was, is, and will always be wonderful. Enjoy this flick and "Land of the Pharoahs" as proof!
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7/10
Joan, Very Much Playing Against Type....
ferbs5413 August 2020
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Perhaps because she incarnated what is thought to be the ultimate "nasty woman" character in TV history, namely Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter, etc., on the hit TV show "Dynasty," from 1981 - '89, many viewers will find it hard to believe that Joan Collins had previously played women every bit as nasty. But such is indeed the case. Even before "Dynasty," Collins had played an Alexis warm-up, Fontaine Khaled, in sister Jackie Collins adaptations "The Stud" (1978) and "The Bi_ch" ('79), and going as far back as her earliest roles, in the British cinema of the mid-'50s, Collins was specializing in women who were decidedly not "nice girls." In "Cosh Boy" (1953), she was a young unwed pregnant woman; in "Turn the Key Softly" ('53), a prostitute. Once arrived in Hollywood, her streak would continue. In the cult favorite "Land of the Pharaohs" ('54), her Princess Nellifer, who lived during some early Egyptian, uh, dynasty, was as duplicitous and scheming as Alexis ever was, and her Crystal Allen character in 1956's "The Opposite Sex" was still another preparation for the "Dynasty" character. How odd, then, to realize that Collins was also more than capable of playing sweet young things, as in 1954's "The Good Die Young" and '55's "The Virgin Queen." And don't even get me started on how wonderful Collins was as the saintly missionary in the classic "Star Trek" episode "The City on the Edge of Forever"! But viewers who are desirous of seeing Collins in what is most likely the most extreme of her "nice girl" roles might be interested in watching her in the 1957 British offering "Sea Wife," Collins' 15th film out of an eventual 71 (as of this writing), in which she plays the part of a nun, no less, and to winning effect. Based on a 1955 novel entitled "Sea-Wyf and Biscuit" by James Maurice Scott, and adapted for the screen by George K. Burke, the film finds the 24-year-old actress opposite some heavy-hitting acting talent but nevertheless holding her own in one of the more unusual roles of her career.

The film opens with a young RAF officer named Michael Cannon (Richard Burton, 32 here and in his 13th film of an eventual 58) returning to England several years after the termination of WW2. He immediately starts putting a series of personal ads in the British papers, in which he states a desire to be reunited with somebody only known as "Sea Wife." In response to these ads, he is summoned to the Ely Retreat and Mental Home in Wandsworth, where he is reunited with a man who he had known as Bulldog (British actor Basil Sydney, who had been in films as far back as 1920) during the war. And then the reminiscences begin, and in flashback, we learn their story. It seems that Cannon and Bulldog had both been on the same transport ship, the San Felix, that was taking refugees from Singapore as the Japanese closed in in 1942. Their ship had been torpedoed by a Japanese sub and quickly sank, leaving the two, as well as a young black man (the ship's purser) and a beautiful young woman (our Joan), in a rubber lifeboat. The four had spent many harrowing days at sea, and had given each other nicknames: Cannon was known as Biscuit, the woman as Sea Wife (a Scottish term for a mermaid, it seems), Bulldog as, well, Bulldog, and the purser only as Number Four (Guyanese actor Cy Grant, supposedly appearing here in his first film, although he HAD made an appearance in 1955's "Safari" in a bit part). As their predicament grew ever more dire, the personality traits of each of the quartet became more evident, and the viewer is soon made to realize that Bulldog is very much a racist, Sea Wife rather saintly in character, Number Four the most levelheaded and rational of the bunch, and Biscuit...well, just a rather ordinary Joe. Eventually, the four fetched up on the shore of a deserted island - it is intimated that they are near the Nicobar Islands, somewhere in the Andaman Sea - where Biscuit declared his love for Sea Wife, to her great discomfiture. What everyone but Number Four did not realize is that the woman is indeed a nun, a fact that, for some rather vague reason, she refused to admit to the men. The four had attempted to build a raft to replace their ruined lifeboat, a task made easier when Number Four discovered a machete buried somewhere on the beach. But Bulldog's distrust of the black man had resulted in great tragedy and a lifetime of regret for the unlikeable character, as events return to the present, and Biscuit's search for Sea Wife reaches a touching conclusion....

Remarkably, this was not the first time that Collins had played the role of a woman marooned on a desert island with three men; in 1953's "Our Girl Friday," her ninth film, which I have yet to see, she was very much in the same situation! The difference, of course, is that in the latter film, her character, being a woman of God, is simply not available to the men's advances. Collins makes the most of her part here, underwritten as it is, and is actually quite credible as the woman who, we ultimately find out in the film's final moments, is actually named Sister Therese. She must automatically be put into the pantheon of filmdom's most beautiful sisters, alongside Jennifer Jones' Bernadette Soubirous in "The Song of Bernadette" ('43), Ingrid Bergman's Sister Mary Benedict in "The Bells of St. Mary's ('45), Deborah Kerr's Sister Clodagh in "Black Narcissus" ('47), Audrey Hepburn's Sister Luke in "The Nun's Story" ('59), Diana Rigg's Philippa in the TV film "In This House of Brede" ('75), and Anita Ekberg's Sister Gertrude in, uh, "The Killer Nun" ('79). Collins is a LOT better than you might be expecting in this role, which is the polar opposite of/diametrically opposed to/light-years distant from Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter, etc. Her Sea Wife is the glue that holds the men together during their travails, and easily the coolest of the bunch when it comes to facing imminent death. And Collins ably holds her own against Burton here, who by all reports was hungover on the set every morning and who tried unsuccessfully to have an affair with his leading lady. And really, given the way Collins looked in the 1950s-and heck, even into the 2000s-who could possibly blame him for trying?

"Sea Wife," fortunately, although it never rises to the level of greatness that the viewer might hope for, yet still features some other commendable qualities besides the thesping of its four leads. Director Bob McNaught, who only directed two other films, the obscurities "Wicked Wife" ('53) and "A Story of David: The Hunted" ('60), brings his film in with a competent if unremarkable style, keeping things taut and compact, with little flab; the entire affair runs to an efficient 82 minutes. Shot in beautiful color and CinemaScope, the film offers much in the way of pictorial splendor, its sunset and starry nighttime scenes while adrift on the high seas being particularly nice to look at. The island of Jamaica is where the picture was actually filmed, standing in for both Singapore (in the early scenes) and that desert island later on, and the beach where our castaways wash up is one that you will wish to visit one day, to be sure. Cinematographer Edward Scaife, who later in '57 would be responsible for the look of one of the finest horror films of the 1950s, "Night of the Demon," does a fine job of capturing the island splendor, as well as the loneliness of days and nights at sea. On a personal note, this viewer happened to visit London for the first time last year, and my B&B was in Wandsworth, where Cannon visits early in the film. No, I did not recognize the building that stands in for the Ely Retreat and Mental Home, but how interesting to see that the Chelsea Bridge that Cannon drives over from Chelsea to get to Wandsworth looks almost exactly the same today, over 60 years later!

Unfortunately, I DID have one major issue with "Sea Wife" - putting aside the relationships between the four main characters not being better explored - and that is the fact that it is a bit hard to believe that Sister Therese would NOT tell her fellow survivors that she is indeed a sister of God. When Biscuit has her up against a palm tree on that desert island, confessing his love to her, while she sheds tears and tells him that she is already promised to another...well, how much easier would it have been for her to just come out with the truth? Her rationale to Number Four that she does not wish to cause problems with the men by confessing her secret just did not ring true for this viewer. It is a secret that Biscuit will never discover, as it turns out in the film's marvelous final moments. "Nobody ever notices the face of a nun," Therese tells her elderly sister as Biscuit passes her by without noticing outside the rest home. And that really is a pity, especially when that face belongs to someone who looks like Joan Collins! The bottom line, I suppose, is that "Sea Wife" is certainly not a great film, but it is surely worth a look, especially for fans of Joan who want to see her in a role VERY much against type....
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6/10
Just Discovered this Film
whpratt118 January 2009
Enjoyed viewing this classic film from 1957 starring Joan Collins, (Sea Wife) and Richard Burton, (Biscuit). This film opens up with Biscuit running an ad in most of the London papers trying to locate Sea Wife and at first you think this must be some undercover agent trying to locate their partner. However, it turns out to be a love story which occurred during WW II when their ship was sunk by a Japanese Submarine and this couple wound up on a raft together. Biscuit fell in love with Sea Wife, however, she always turned down his sexual advances towards her and refused to give him a civil answer as to why she felt this way towards him. This is a hidden gem of a picture and worth your time to view and enjoy this great classic with great actors.
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3/10
"A girl,a knife and a negro,any two would be fine,but not all three"
ianlouisiana4 March 2008
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So runs the mantra of the shipwrecked racist "Bulldog" when he realises that one of his fellow castaways - the unbelievably handsome Mr Cy Grant,better - known for singing calypsos on the BBC "Tonight programme - has found a machete on the island where he finds himself marooned along with a nun(Miss Joan Collins) and a British officer(Mr Richard Burton).Mr Grant,formerly Steward of the ill - fated ship sunk by the beastly Japs is the only one who even remotely has his act together and so is obviously doomed to a fairly early demise.But not before he has set male and female hearts a - flutter by baring his well - oiled chest and sylph - like figure all over the island. He meets a particularly grisly end at the hands - or mouth I suppose,to be more accurate - of a passing shark as he swims out to board the raft that "Bulldog" has launched into the water having temporarily incapacitated the more liberal Mr Burton who did not share his unpleasant prejudices.Miss Collins contented herself with whispering ineffectually,a technique she adopts throughout the picture. Mr Burton gives one of his more offhand performances in a career of giving offhand performances.He is convincing as neither a British officer,a castaway, or as the ardent seeker of a lost love.As he walks towards a bus stop (!) at the end he looks like a man who has temporarily misplaced his latch - key rather than one who has just seen the only chance of finding true lurve going up in a puff of smoke. In a scene that will surprise nobody he walks straight past Miss Collins dressed in her nun's kit.Cue violins and swelling orchestra as Miss Collins gazes heavenwards in an ending that leaves Camp struggling to catch up.
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7/10
Enjoyable despite a few plot problems.
planktonrules30 May 2014
"Sea Wife" is a film best enjoyed if you don't have particularly high expectations and accept it as it is. I liked it but could easily see folks complaining about one serious problem with the plot.

When the film begins, 'Biscuit' (Richard Burton) has arrived back in England after a very long absence. The first thing he does is arrange for some odd personal ads to be run in the various newspapers with odd messages from 'Biscuit' to someone called 'Sea Wife'. These messages turn out to be fruitless and eventually an acquaintance named 'Bulldog' contacts him and asks him to come see him about the messages. Then a lengthy flashback occurs. The time in 1942 and the setting is Singapore as the Japanese are invading. Biscuit is on board a ship that is trying to escape--as are many, many others on this overloaded ship. Eventually, the ship is torpedoed with it's out to see and Biscuit and four others end up in a life raft together. Oddly, they don't use their real names and they all assign nicknames to each other--Bulldog (for the nasty and extremely bigoted jerk), #4 because he was the fourth one aboard, Biscuit (this one made little sense) and Sea Wife since she was a lady. Their adventures make up most of the rest of the film and during this time, Biscuit falls for Sea Wife and she NEVER bothers to mention to him that she's a nun and that's why she's rebuffing his advances. WHY NOT JUST TELL THE GUY!?!?! And, if the story is being discussed by Biscuit and Bulldog, how can we see and hear conversations that go on between #4 and Sea Wife if they never told the other two about what they said?!?! Huh?!

On the other hand, the film was excellent in many ways. I particularly loved how the film focused on the horrible aspects of human nature. The ship sinking scene was great--very harrowing and exhibiting all the worst in mankind!! Likewise, Bulldog was a great character simply because he was so awful. Overall, a nice adventure film that occasionally didn't exactly make sense. Worth seeing but certainly not a must-see.
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1/10
Water on the brain
Waiting2BShocked2 October 2005
The author of the story from whence this came (JM Scott, 'Sea-Wyf and Biscuit') evidently did not write with the cinema in mind; but judging by this mile-high venture the Fox production machine was less than fastidious in its choice of material to show off Cinemascope to worry too much about such trivial dramatic considerations.

Four WWII disparates - a nun, a black, a racist, and a slice of ham - are thrown together on a lifeboat and begin to drift aimlessly. The film in which they find themselves marooned quickly decides to follow suit, as they attribute themselves misnomers such as "Biscuit", "Seawife", "Bulldog" and "No. 4", and spend most of the rest of their time posturing at opposite ends of the boat for the Cinemascope frame, and expatiating whilst bearing 'meaningful' fixed stares of interminable solemnity. Yes, we're in the sort of 'external monologue' territory that most of those predisposed to such masochism sensibly choose to do so within the confines of the theatre.

Attempts are made to liven things up with the introduction of some men overboard, Japs, sharks and a desert island (in no particular order); however the pervasive verbosity continues unabated, as does its failure to translate into dramatic coherence; and with it the lament that the unjust critics reception of Collins' performance in 'Land Of The Pharoas' two years earlier pretty much killed off her chances of ever getting to do anything remotely credible within the American mainstream cinema.

Connoiseurs of cinematic Wartime seasickness are best advised to stick with Hitchcock's 'Lifeboat'.
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3/10
I had a choice between this and nothing...
bbbvvv31218 November 2007
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I picked the wrong one. I am not an art or movie critic, but I know what I like. And this wasn't it. It was an incredibly long morality tale, told in a huge flashback. All I can say is that if I am stuck in a lifeboat, and some guy starts talking about the inevitability of having to suck the blood out of some still-living victim within five minutes of going overboard, there is going to be one less psychopath in the boat the first time I get my hands on an oar. Come to think of it, the movie would have been much better if the "negro" Number 4 had just brained Bulldog the moment he he started mouthing off. Instead I had to sit through almost another hour of the noble, long suffering savage versus the racist moron. With the dreadfully serious Romantic leads chasing after each other the whole time like the lovesick couples in teen slasher movies. She leads him on with cryptic excuses, while he pleads his undying love to the cold maiden. A simple statement like "I'm a Nun" would have put his hormones on ice real quick. But no. Then you wouldn't have him pining for her through the whole damned movie. Oh, and to top it all off, at the end of the film, he walks right passed her without noticing her dressed as a nun, as he has just been told that she is dead, and she doesn't bother to say "hi", or "hello", or "here's the reason I couldn't jump you on that island..." No. She mutters something about nobody looking at nun's faces to her fellow nun, and walks off. Of course nobody looks at their faces. We all look at their dresses, and wonder if they really have feet under there...
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8/10
War-time drama of survival, and forbidden and lost love
SimonJack3 October 2012
Most of the small number of viewers who have commented on this film to date, seem to find it boring or without much substance. But I think "See Wife," has much more than meets the eye – especially than meets the eye of modern movie-goers who are so used to being bombarded with action after action scenes along with lots of CGI. This is a story first, about civilian victims of war; then about survivors at sea and on an uninhabited island; then about return to life after World War II. But the plot develops around four survivors and includes drama, distrust, prejudice and mystery.

Some reviewers like to see parts of other films in this one, but there is something that sets "Sea Wife" apart from "Life Boat" and others. That is in the forbidden and lost love. And, part of the mystery revolves around another love that is held and given for something higher. The script is very good, the scenes are engaging and the acting is very good. A very good film that movie fans who look for big doses of quality acting will appreciate. It doesn't have a usual Hollywood ending, but one that satisfies the mystery and drama of the story.
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5/10
Time I'll never get back
blanche-212 May 2009
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"Dynasty" fans may recall when Joan Collins, as Alexis, posed as a nun. Well, here she is a nun again, in "Sea Wife," also starring Richard Burton, Cy Grant, and Basil Sydney.

The jolly foursome are stuck on a lifeboat in 1942 when the ship they were on explodes as they escape from Singapore. For reasons known only to themselves, they all adopt nicknames - Burton is Biscuit, Collins is Sea Wife, Grant is No. 4, Sidney is Bulldog. Sea Wife neglects to tell anyone she's a nun, but Number 4 knows, and uses it to get food and water from an enemy ship. The big mystery of the film is why she doesn't tell anyone.

Not much happens in this movie. The story is told in flashback, when Burton goes on his search for Sea Wife, with whom he is madly in love. He visits Bulldog, and the story of their voyage begins.

Lots of shots of their boat floating on the water. Sidney's character is most unpleasant - he distrusts No. 4, who is black, even though the man gets food and water for them and also saves his life. Burton is handsome, and he definitely had one of the greatest voices in film. Collins here is young and beautiful, but she made such a reputation for herself as Alexis, it's kind of funny to see her as a reverent, devoted nun - who doesn't tell anybody. She and Burton don't have much chemistry.

Skip it.
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5/10
"No One Ever Looks At The Face Of A Nun"
bkoganbing10 October 2010
In their only time together in a film, Richard Burton and Joan Collins co-star in Sea Wife which is a combination of Alfred Hitchcock's Lifeboat and John Huston's Heaven Knows Mr. Allison. It was sad to say not a really good blend.

The film is told in flashback with both Richard Burton and Basil Sydney remembering the events of many years ago during World War II. After leaving the besieged Singapore in a crowded cargo ship, Burton, Sydney, Joan Collins and Cy Grant find themselves on a rubber dinghy after the ship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine.

Sydney is your typical John Bull like administrator who spent his life among the various native populations and has a racist superiority attitude concerning them. Cy Grant is a black sailor and the only one who is really capable of helping this disparate bunch survive. He knows something about Collins that the other two don't, that she's a nun who had to leave the ship quickly without habit.

Why she doesn't come right out and tell the other two I'm still not figuring out. I mean Deborah Kerr did in Heaven Knows Mr. Allison and it kept Robert Mitchum somewhat at bay. But she keeps it a deep dark secret and let's Richard Burton's hormones go raging.

The real story here is with Sydney and Grant and Grant has the best acted role in Sea Wife. Had this been an American production the part would have gone to Sidney Poitier and he would have been acclaimed for his performance.

Sea Wife is not anything that will be listed among the top ten of either Richard Burton's or Joan Collins's films.
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1/10
Quite simply a bad film
jromanbaker6 May 2024
Going through old 1950's Cinemascope films I realised I had not seen this one. The great Roberto Rossellini was supposed to direct, but wisely withdrew. I cannot imagine he could have been interested in the first place but director's have their whims. Admittedly the bombing of a shop full of escaping people showed clearly the atrocities of war, and seeing children crying in despair gruelling to watch. But then we switch to the unlikely scenario of Richard Burton at his most surly, and Joan Collins had the unfortunate role of being a nun and torn between Burton and holy orders. No spoilers but I think she made the right decision, and the film moves to its climax and finally the film ends. The war scenes tragically relevant, but the rest seemed to me to wallow in the worst of melodrama. There is also the inevitable desert island but it offers no enlightenment on character or situation that take place there. I dread to think it was a popular film in 1957 and that is for others to find out.
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3/10
Seaweed
JasparLamarCrabb31 January 2009
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Pretty awful. This potboiler has the look and feel of a first rate production but is done in by a truly dreadful script which drags out just about every cliché in the lost at sea/shipwrecked on a desert isle canon. During WWII, four Brits are left adrift in a dingy after the freighter they're on is bombed. They face one peril after another from hostile Japanese to shark attack. Richard Burton is "Biscuit" and Joan Collins is "Sea Wife." She's also a nun...sexual tension ensues. Also on board are Cy Grant as "Number 4" and bigoted (and aptly named) Basil Sydney as "Bulldog." The dull direction is by Bob McNaught (replacing Roberto Rossellini[!], who worked on another version of the script...deemed too "moral" and not "adventurous" enough for 20th Century Fox). Filmed in Jamaica, which is really the only plus.
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8/10
Romantic adventure with plenty of eye candy!
HotToastyRag21 July 2017
To me, the second best part of this movie was the lack of imagination used in the story. It provided me with so much inspiration—for days afterwards, I kept coming up with ways the story could have been better, and that was quite fun! The best part, of course, was watching Richard Burton, scruffy, sweaty, and shipwrecked.

Sea Wife starts out as a mystery. Richard Burton, cleaned up and in a suit, takes out a newspaper advertisement, looking for "Sea Wife" and signing it "Biscuit". The audience has no idea what he's talking about, but he continues to place personal ads, with no response. The movie goes back in time and becomes a shipwreck adventure! Four people are stranded in a lifeboat, each earning a nickname instead of sharing personal details. Richard Burton becomes "Biscuit" because he finds the food in the life raft, and Joan Collins become "Sea Wife" because she looks like a mermaid when she swims in the ocean.

Before the shipwreck, we see all four characters on the boat. Joan Collins is a nun, but her garments are torn off during the disaster, so Richard Burton is unaware of her religious calling when he meets her. Wouldn't it have been an infinitely better story if we didn't see her as a nun in the opening scene? Then, as the romance progresses, we wouldn't understand why she's exercising such willpower. There would be so much more tension if we didn't know her secret. Maybe the only way we'd believe she'd resist Richard Burton in a torn shirt is if we knew she was a nun.

Unless you really don't like shipwreck movies, I'd recommend watching this romantic adventure. There's plenty of eye candy, and parts of the story are really thrilling. Plus, it'll keep you talking afterwards about how you could have written a better story!
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3/10
I love you sea wife.
hitchcockthelegend3 October 2008
Biscuit, Sea Wife, Bulldog and Number 4 are cast adrift aboard a life boat after their ship was sunk by the Japanese. They were evacuating from Singapore in 1942 and now, here floating on the ocean, they must come together and overcome any feelings they may hold about each other.

A film with essentially only four characters, each very different, should really make for an interesting character piece, that it doesn't is down to the staid script and some immensely bad bacon sandwich acting. Joan Collins is Sea Wife and Richard Burton is Biscuit, both seemingly trying to out camp each other. A little drama wouldn't have gone amiss either, there are some decent scenes put together, and a modicum of interest is raised once the group actually have to do something to survive, but it's false hope that the picture could be saved from a dreary and watery grave. 3/10
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4/10
Average
psmith-691-11244422 May 2013
I found this a rather light-weight and superficial film. The actress who played the Sea Wife was particularly unconvincing.

The main story is told in a flashback, which I thought far too long and, thanks to the intriguing start, loses much of its interest, since you spend much of the time anticipating events that happen pretty much as you'd expect. It would have been better to put the start of the film near the end.

The ending also seems rather lame (to me, anyway), and the only thing the film really has going for it is the stunning scenery and good camera work.
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4/10
Started out strong, then completely abandoned ship
tylergee00519 May 2017
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The movie really did start out like it'd be quirky fun, but in reality I got a dull, droning, headache of a film, that ultimately had no point, or relevance. First we start out on with a man looking for his sea wife, then on to the flashbacks, then to the ship and ending up on the raft. Up to this point, the film is good I thought, then on the raft, no one becomes interesting. The black man seemed like he'd play a crucial role, nothing, the women maybe? Nope. The fat man would be a god antagonist? Well, sorta, but then switches, lightens up, maybe a happy redemption story for him? Nope. The handsome man? Nothing. On the island maybe there will be tribalism and a look into people's psychology? Nope, it sets it up like maybe so, but ultimately changed course and goes into bizarre-o world. MAJOR SPOILERS: the fat man decided to leave the black man for no REAL reason, and then oh look they're saved, and nothing bad happens to the fat man, and the women still never revealed that she's a nun for NO reason, not even on the 1 in a billion chance that she happens to pass by him and still decides to let his heart yearn for the rest of his life. Unfulfilling in every way, and frankly a waste of time and film, skip this one for sure.
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1/10
A strong candidate for "Worst Film Ever Released by a Major Hollywood Studio"!
JohnHowardReid20 July 2017
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Producer: André Hakim. A Sumar Films (London) Production. Copyright 1957 by Alma Productions, Inc. Released through 20th Century-Fox. New York opening at RKO neighborhood cinemas: 4 December 1957. U.S. release: August 1957. U.K. release: 6 May 1957. Australian release: 21 November 1957. 7,329 feet. 81 minutes.

Based on the 1955 novel, "Sea-Wyf and Biscuit", by J.M. Scott, this movie version is but a pale shadow of the novel, its plot retained but its characters watered down and its conflicts made pointless. Worse still, it is directed and played in the most listlessly lackluster fashion. Yes, a huge disappointment all around. In fact, it's a downright tedious bore, and deserves a prominent place on any gallery of the worst films ever made!

OTHER VIEWS: You don't need to bother to see the film. Just look at the poster. Not only does it give the whole story away, it's positively more entertaining than the actual movie. This business on the poster that asks us if the Joan Collins character is a nun, for instance. No need to worry about an answer on that score! Of course, she is! Otherwise, what's the whole point of making this movie?

Equally fascinating is this "introducing" Cy Grant business. Never mind about his role in "Safari" (1956). But what happened to him after this disaster in "Sea Wife", that's what I'd like to know? - JHR writing as George Addison.
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8/10
Underrated love story with Sea wife, Biscuit, Bulldog and Number Four!!
elo-equipamentos23 September 2020
What a poignant picture that I'd watched in my childhood days, according my files it was in 1976, I stay baffled when saw the paltry rating 5.7, well as I'm a painstaking movie buff always ensue my feelings, therefore whatever be the rate it didn't changes nothing at all, this movie is proposed as non-linear story, Michael Cannon (Burton) just arriving at London put several advertisements on many majors newspapers, searching for a girl called just "Sea wife" signing as "Biscuit" only, after some months no answer from the girl, although he receives a message from a dying man from hospital, "Bulldog" is his nickname, there they remember all story of these four survivors of a shipwreck after their ship has been torpedoed by a Japanese submarine, they meets at life-raft and know themselves just by nicknames, Sea wife is a faithful beauty girl, actually just one knows that he is a Nun (Joan Collins), the mid age men Biscuit (Burton), the harsh and prejudiced Bulldog (Basil Sydney) and a black purser number Four (Cy Grant), they reach a pacific island, there Biscuit falling in love by Sea wife, who told to him which she already gave his hand to someone else (Jesus) in other hand the relationship between the racist Bulldog and the Number Four is getting worst, one of great movies of my tender age, finally l got it on DVD fully restored and color, due in 1976 my grandfather's TV was in black and white!!

Resume:

First watch: 1976 / How many: 5 / Source: TV-DVD / Rating: 8
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8/10
A beautiful nun shipwrecked with three men on a desert island, one of them being a young and virile Richard Burton
clanciai25 September 2023
This is not as bad as it looks or sounds. The stage is Singapore 1942 when the Japanese overcome the city and force any number of people to flee for their lives, many of them finding a way of escape on an old rusty freighter, most of the passengers sleeping on deck, when the ship is torpedoed. These are the best sequences of the film. Richard Burton and Joan Collins as the nun find themselves with a coloured sailor and a dirty old man saved by a rubber raft and spend some days thirsting and floating on the sea, until they drift ashore on a desert island. They eventually build a raft to get away with, but their departure is disturbed by the dirty old man who plays a very ugly trick as a racist. They are saved and reach home to England, where Richard Burton devotes all his energy to find the lost lady of the sea. He never finds her, but she finds him, but there is no happy end, but rather something of a noir end, the dirty old man left to rot and the nun left alone with her secret.

Richard Burton is good as always and here even young and fresh at his most virile, (the film is almost contemporary with "Look Back in Anger"), and Joan Collins is sweet and lovely but insists on behaving properly as a nun. The result is amassed unrest and dissatisfaction.

It is beautiful however, the music is good, but no wonder Roberto Rosselllini turned it down as its first director. Sentimentality was not for him.
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Neither the sea nor Burton shall have her
jarrodmcdonald-15 March 2023
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For some reason this film has remained with me, long after my initial viewing of it. When I sat down to rewatch it recently, I discovered why. Part of its charm is that at its heart, it's a profound character study. But we also get a sense of each person's spirit.

I also realized during my second viewing that it resembles a few other 20th Century Fox motion pictures I enjoy. For instance, there's a ship explosion near the beginning with passengers scrambling into lifeboats for safety. I wouldn't be surprised if these were the same boats and extras seen in TITANIC (1953).

When our lead characters, played by Richard Burton and Joan Collins, hop into an inflatable raft and drift off, this part reminded me of Robert Mitchum and Deborah Kerr in HEAVEN KNOWS MR. ALLISON (1957). Especially when they make their way to an uncharted island and must survive by working together. Another similarity here is that Deborah Kerr's character is a nun, and so is Joan Collins' character.

There are some differences in this story. Burton and Collins are joined in the raft by two other wreckage survivors. One is a prejudiced old English gent (Basil Sydney), and the other is a young black man (Cy Grant). This part of the movie seems to draw on Hitchcock's LIFEBOAT (1944). One of these supporting characters has a very memorable on screen death that predates JAWS.

Another difference is that Collins, unlike Kerr, doesn't mention she's a nun. She hides this important information from Burton. She has a reason for keeping it secret. Though one wonders if the real reason is because she might like to stay on the island forever with Burton, as his wife.

This brings me to the title. None of the four main characters go by their given names. The old man is called Mr. Bulldog, presumably because he acts like one. The black man is known as Number 4, since he was the fourth person to get into the raft. Burton is called Biscuit because he brought a tin of biscuits (cookies) along with him, which they ate to stay alive at sea. And Collins is known as Sea Wife. At one point, Burton tells Collins his given Christian name to get closer to her, but she doesn't reveal her Christian name.

Collins tries to maintain a physical distance from Burton. There isn't even one kiss shared between them, though they do press their bodies against each other during a raging storm. The end of the film is quite poignant. Burton is trying to find Collins some time after they've been rescued by a ship. He is told by the other survivor that Sea Wife died.

Of course we know she didn't exactly die. She has donned her nun's habit again and gone back to God.

One final note...during the 1985-86 season of Dynasty, Joan Collins' character Alexis dressed up as a nun to escape some guerrillas in war torn Moldavia. Alexis was far from holy. I wonder what it felt like for Collins to take up the habit again all those years later. I suppose it is nun of my business. I will end this review now and go find a biscuit to have with my tea.
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