So You Want to Keep Your Hair (1946) Poster

User Reviews

Review this title
9 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
7/10
A Fair Introduction to a Popular Comedy Short Series
theowinthrop27 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Because of television, most people in the baby boomer generation and since think of comedy shorts as restricted to Laurel & Hardy, the Three Stooges, the Little Rascals ("Our Gang"), Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd and that's about it. Actually there were plenty of short subject comedians about (Burns and Allen, W.C. Fields, Clark & McCullough, Thelma Todd with either Zazu Pitts or Patsy Kelly, Edgar Kennedy, Leon Errol, Grady Sutton, and Robert Benchley to name some of the better known ones). In the 1940s two other series were created. One was Pete Smith's series of shorts (wherein Mr. Smith was the wise guy narrator), and the "Behind the Eight Ball" or "So You Want To Be..." series by Richard Bare - starring George O'Hannion as "Joe McDoakes" (Bare's comic turn on "Everyman").

In Bare's series, O'Hannion/McDoakes gets involved in some situation or is attracted to some job or hobby, that turns the short into a comic form of "How to" or better "How not to" do something. The entire idea is that no matter what you ("Everyman") would like to accomplish, most of the time the average fellow (or woman - sometimes a woman is involved) can't really do it. This seems shortsighted, but unless we accept the inevitable failure of poor McDoakes attempts...well we won't have an amusing short before the feature then, will we? Other episodes of the series included, "So You Want to Be a Detective", and "So You Want to Be a Dancer". No matter how much poor Joe tries to do things by the book he always comes a cropper. He either is not smart enough, or lacks the imagination to see what is around the possible corners of his actions.

Here we start off with Joe in the shower. The narrator (the always dependable Art Gilmore) catches his attention, but Joe does not want to be seen by an audience while bathing. Gilmore reassures Joe that only men are in the audience, so Joe allows Gilmore and the camera to see him getting washed (of course from the middle of the back up) - but Gilmore (sotto voce) tells the ladies to just restrain from laughing for a moment or two). As I said, Joe lacks imagination - like some stranger might lie about who sees you naked.

It turns out that Joe is using a bad choice for a shampoo, and as a result he is losing hair (actually most people lose dead hair when they are washing in a shower or bath). Although Joe has a good head of hair he becomes concerned about massive hair loss. So he asks his barber about this. His barber (Paul Panzer) insists that he shouldn't massage his scalp. But a second barber (Leo White) insists he should massage his scalp! So it goes, with it soon apparent that on the subject of hair and baldness nobody really has an answer.

The series shows Joe trying everything "the experts" suggest, and even seeking the help of books on baldness. But nothing seems to work. He even goes to a specialty hair institute where he is given the works (quite literally) with electricity. In the end...well you can watch it and see the result.

It is fairly amusing (the one possible catch is a running gag with "Iron Eyes" Cody as an Indian (get it...nudge, nudge..."scalp treatment")) several times in the episode. That seems rather dated. But if one keeps in mind it is set in 1946 the general amusement of the short is still effective. Oddly enough, although now sixty years old, the central issue of the short is still true: there is still no real cure for baldness. Of course, they did not mention that heredity really plays a major role in people having hair into old age - there is nothing really funny about heredity. The only addition to the short, if done nowadays, would have been to have Joe experiment with getting hair plugs, as the late Senator William Proxmire did. But one wonders if there is much humor in that either.
8 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Devilishly funny take on one of man's worst fears...
Doylenf16 March 2008
GEORGE O'HANLON plays "everyman" Joe McDoakes, alarmed by the fact that when he showers he notices he's losing his hair. Right then and there, he decides he has to do something about his predicament and he seeks the help of professionals to correct what he thinks is a fate worse than death.

Naturally, nothing really works. And, of course, no mention is made of the fact that genetics has a lot to do with this particular defect. But the comedy goes from one funny incident to another without taking a breath, so it's breezy fun all the way and you have to wonder how it's all going to turn out.

Just one of many episodes in the series directed by Richard L. Bare about Joe McDoakes coping with everyday problems (and usually losing in comic fashion), an amusing series that accompanied the double bills of the '40s and generally provoked a few chuckles or downright laughter with varying degrees of success.
6 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Enjoyable.
planktonrules30 April 2017
"So You Want to Keep Your Hair" finds our idiotic hero, Joe McDoakes (George O'Hanlon), worried about losing his hair. Being Joe and not some ordinary guy, he of course overreacts and begins doing all sorts of goofy things to prevent hair loss. This leads to the narrator explaining what medical science knows about hair loss and restoration...though McDoakes decides instead to try some quack remedies.

This short is good, but not great. There are a decent number of laughs though none are huge or all that memorable. Overall, a nice time- passer and a film that is pretty typical of the series. As usual, it's written and directed by Richard L. Bare, a man known for directing television shows, in particular "Green Acres" and "Petticoat Junction".
3 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
McDoakes
Michael_Elliott31 March 2010
So You Want to Keep Your Hair (1946)

*** (out of 4)

The one and only Joe McDoakes (George O'Hanlon) finds himself losing his hair so he goes to every barber and expert he knows to try and find out how to keep it. Of course everyone gives him a different answer so he heads to the Mo-Hair Institute to try and learn more about why men lose their hair. This here is another winning entry in the series as we get some very big laughs as well as a pretty funny look back at the history of "cures" for hair loss. One of the funniest sequences in the film is when we see the various ways to make your hair grow back. We see men breaking eggs on their head, using dry shampoo, using various food products and of course none of them are working. As usual, O'Hanlon is perfect as McDoakes as he has that every man quality that made this series so much fun to watch. He does his usual slapstick but it's those priceless facial gestures that he's so perfect at. Art Gilmore stepped in to do the narration on this entry and he manages to be quite funny as well.
3 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
I've seen a lot of guys having "bad hair days" when their body LOOKS like . . .
tadpole-596-9182566 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
. . . it is topped by a "Tossed Salad," but I'm not sure I've actually been privileged to witness someone with a literal salad on their noggin before watching SO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HAIR. I must have been half asleep when this live-action short flashed across my screen, as I do not recall much about its plot right now. However, I DO remember a crazy montage in which just about everything but the kitchen ice rink was rubbed into some poor jerk's scalp. (One exception to this cinematic omnibus was the "secret ingredient" that was all the rage after the debut of THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.) I vaguely remember something being said during SO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HAIR about there being 120,000 or so hairs per head among the American male population. I was greatly puzzled over how this number could be so LOW. I'm sure I've seen my grandfather pluck that many of his recently-lost "silver threads" from one of his stocking caps in the Kroger parking lot as we're waiting for Grandma to finish shopping. Maybe someone forgot to add in a zero?
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
5/10
Vintage vanity.
mark.waltz24 January 2018
Warning: Spoilers
"Relax", Bea Arthur says on an episode of "The Golden Girls", "They just turned off the no bald men sign". This one reel short might be as painful to some men as a trip to the dentist, but for middle aged realists like me, it's a reminder that I'm lucky to have kept my hair as long as I have. I'd rather be bald than wrinkled, but for Joe McDoakes, it's hair today and gone tomorrow as he tries all sorts of ridiculous efforts to keep his hair or pretend he has it. No chrome done this not quite yet middle aged man, and if it isn't all sorts of Nostradamus style forecasts, it's pretty much everything but covering his scalp in black mud. This flies by with good humor and often makes some witty observations, but it is still just standard pre-sitcom docu-comedy, a bit of slice of life a lot of slicing off of follicles.
2 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
5/10
What happened to "Fourth Barber," or: Cheap Oompahs
oscaralbert20 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
If you look at the credits for SO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HAIR, 5th of 63 shorts starring George O'Hanlon (the voice of "George Jetson") as sad-sack "Joe McDoakes," you'll find out who played "Leo," presumably Barber #1, as well as the nameless Barbers #2, #3, #5, and #6. But scan as much as you can, and you will NOT find out who played "Barber #4." Does this mean that there WERE only 5 hair trimmers in all, or does it imply that the guy who played the fourth snipper perhaps lost his ONLY chance for movie immortality? This is the sort of question that will drive OCD sufferers like Captain Queeg (think the "missing" quart of strawberries in THE CAINE MUTINY) totally nuts! Speaking of which, SO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HAIR features the craziest restorative shampoos, such as lemon pie, putting me in mind of the weirdest one I've seen in a bathroom: peach shampoo (or "c-h-e-a-p ___ o-o-m-p-a-h-s," anagrammatically speaking). When "SO YOU" film buffs survey the A-to-Z of their field (stated by them as the . . . WANT TO GIVE UP SMOKING to . . . -R WIFE WANTS TO WORK (1942 through 1956), . . . WANT TO KEEP YOUR HAIR seldom makes either the Top 10 OR the Bottom 10. More often than not, HAIR ranks in the middle third (that is, in the 21-41 range). HAIR is only mildly amusing. If its concluding line, "Oh well, hair today; gone tomorrow" puts you in stitches, wait until you have a chance to view all of the 62 other SO YOU's. This time, "Joe" has galoshes in his bathtub. Raw eggs in his hair. His legs strapped to an electric chair. It goes from bad to worse for poor Joe. The narrator, Art Gilmore, intones that Joe's massive hair loss will confront 50% of American men at some point. If true, IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER!! If not accurate, this short constitutes Alarmism of the worst sort. Couple this with a racist running gag concerning an alleged Native American (who named himself AFTER Buffalo Bill, his ancestors' life-style destroyer?!), lots of words only known to dictionary addicts, and sight gags that are more regurgitation-inducing than comic, and the result is a stew more likely to produce a belly ache than belly laughs.
2 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
9/10
Bravo! El Terifico !
ronnybee211223 March 2021
Hilarious short film with laughs from all directions! There are sight-gags galore,ridiculous and absurd situations,the narration/narrator is hilarious,with wacky character names,double-entendres,silly puns and so forth. This is a great,sweet-natured comedy,I loved it !
2 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
More Face To Wash!
redryan6427 December 2011
Warning: Spoilers
IT HAS NEVER ceased to amaze us as to how fresh and relevant to today's 'modern' 21st Century world that these JOE McDOAKES Comedies have remained! It is so often as if they were filmed yesterday; with only the vintage of the automobiles, the clothes styles and the presence of dial telephones being the factors that show the movies' age.

AS WITH ALL of the entries into the series, subject matter is first and foremost. Once that has been established, Co-writers Richard Bare (Director) and George O'Hanlon (Star, as Joe McDoakes)would go to work on fracturing all of the dignity involved with such situations in real life. We could bank on knowing that all possible problems and remedies to the problem at hand would be examined and dissected all in order and in 11 minutes.

THE SELECTION OF a malady that is wide spread, super dreaded and mainly male specific, that of baldness, as less an exercise in originality than it is an obvious and deserving of a subject matter. Universally, the loss of his hair is a symbol of so much that the average male fears. It is the silent, gradual-yet thorough and final state that his regal mane enters; all due to a conspiracy between his Mother and his father. In this case it's Mother Nature and Father Time.

OUR STALWART HERO, Mr, McDoakes, proceeds to run the whole menu of possibilities; going from cure to hopeless cure, from one 'expert' to another. Nothing works for Joe and he winds up taking any easy way out of his problem at the fade out and theme music.

INCLUDED IN THE fun-filled festivities is the presence of veteran Hollywood character actor and premier Movie "Indian", iron Eyes Cody. It was he who continued to appear in otherwise unrelated scenes in the story; always becoming the brunt of jokes that involved his ethnicity, his hair and his braids in particular.*

ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER step was taken in molding Joe's personality and George O'Hanlon's on screen persona. Each succeeding release of a JOE McDOAKES, with one being released about every 2 months, served to strongly differentiate these comedies from MGM's PETE SMITH SPECIALTIES; to which many continue to compare.

NOTE: ^ This business with Iron Eyes Cody (1907-1999), although clean and perfectly harmless, would probably not considered to be 'Politically Corrsct' today. Incidentally, Mr. Cody's real, name was Espera Oscar DeCorti. He was born in Gueygan, Louisiana and was of Italian descent!
2 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed