A MasterCard commercial that takes place at the end of a date; the short opens with the couple holding hands and walking down a sidewalk at night toward the front door of a house. The short mimics the "cost" / "priceless" format of actual MasterCard commercials and utilizes both narration and captions for the "price tags".

The first "price tag" appears as the couple is walking down the sidewalk. The action freezes and the narration and captions read "Night out on the town: $75". The couple reaches the porch and the man leans up against the wall by the door and quietly says, "so..." and the woman replies "soooooo?". The man continues, "sooooo - how 'bout a blowjob"? A screeching sound effect freezes the action and the narrator and caption read, "Getting the nerve to ask such a question: $12 bottle of wine".

Still speaking softly, the woman protests, "Are you crazy? My parents might see." His response is, "come on - who's going to see us at this hour? I'll return the favor." She is still turning him down - "no way, can you imagine if we got caught? Oh, my God, what my dad would do to you." He says, "there's nobody around, everybody's asleep." "No way - it's way too risky", she replies. He continues, "Please - I love you so much" at which point the action freezes and the narration and caption read: "Actually using a line like that: Another $12 bottle of wine".

The woman looks up at him and says, "I just can't." As he's saying, "Please?", the porch light comes on and the front door opens. A young woman - who is disheveled and has obviously gotten out of bed - is in the doorway; it's soon apparent that this is the woman's sister.

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it, but for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom." She closes the door as the man sees that he has indeed been leaning up against the intercom next to the door. As he is straightening up and pulling his forearm off the wall with a look of terror in his eyes, the action again freezes and the narration / caption read: "Having a girlfriend who's [sic] father has a sense of humor: Priceless".

The camera pulls back down the walk as the narrator says, "There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard" and the image dissolves to credits.

Note: The caption for the last "price tag" does actually read "Having a girlfriend who's father" instead of "Having a girlfriend whose father".