Slim Hoover, Charley Cupid, and Harry Hazard are all suitors for the hand of Betty Boniface. Her father, John Boniface, favors the attentions of Slim Hoover, the town undertaker and the only one of Betty's admirers possessing visible means of support. Betty shows her favors on Harry Hazard, but both Slim Hoover and Charley Cupid press their suits, Charley Cupid resorting to trickery in his efforts to "queer" Slim, whom he thinks is his most dangerous rival. While Slim and Charley are scheming for each other's downfall, Harry Hazard and Betty elope. Slim receives an additional jolt when Sally Sloppus gives him the "toss over."