I know this movie isn't to be taken seriously, but in spite of that, it's still an abysmal failure, and one of the worst movies I've ever seen. To be not taken seriously means it ought to be funny, but it isn't. I didn't laugh one single time throughout this very long movie. Rather the opposite, I was cringing throughout and struggling to maintain interest. The movie is ridiculously bad in every single scene, while trying so hard to be good through being super overproduced and obviously terribly expensive...Just like the modern Marvel movies. Not only isn't the humor actually funny but there's nothing about the story that is plausible, none of the characters are interesting, none of the action is thrilling, the romance isn't sexy, the art isn't artistic, and literally nothing about the movie works. The main character is an overweight woman who cannot even run, theres a scene where she runs and it looks like its a real struggle for her, and yet in other scenes she's an action hero who can take on a whole room-full of highly trained men...why? Because large portions of the movie are CGI....and it looks stupid. It seems like they made this movie for couples so that both men and women could have something to watch together that would give them both the action that men want and the girly stuff that women want, and what they came up with was a complete artistic failure. This movie is an insult to the audiences intelligence and integrity...and it certainly shows that the people who made it don't have any. I wish I could get those hours of my life back but I can't. And I fear I may have lost some IQ points from watching this horrendous mess. The people who call this movie "fun" are probably mental children with little to no brain activity.
Review of Argylle
