Constellation (2024)
2/10
Dumb ass plot and script. Lame actors.
24 February 2024
Oh man, let's talk about this one character, the old head of NASA, right? This guy, imagine the most grumpy old man you can, but slap a bunch of medals on him and give him control over space missions. He's ex-military, and oh boy, does he not let you forget it. Every scene he's in, it's like he's got a personal vendetta against happiness. He grumbles every other minute. It's like, dude, chill out! We get it, you walked uphill both ways to the spaceship in your day, but give it a rest already.

And then, there's the main female character, the supposed shining star of rationality and progress, right? Wrong! She's out here making decisions that make absolutely zero sense. It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube by throwing it against the wall and hoping it lands solved. "Let's take this untested technology to the edge of the black hole!" or "Sure, let's trust the alien species that has betrayed us five times already!" It's maddening! You're sitting there, yelling at the screen, wondering if she left her logic and reasoning back on Earth because, surely, it's not with her in space.
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