Review of Madame Web

Madame Web (2024)
3/10
Not worth the price of the ticket
18 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
The producers and director worked incredibly hard to impregnate every super hero cliché possible in this laughable movie.

This plodding, pedantic foray into a pre-teen girl's fantasy is painful. The acting is nothing short of horrible. The script is ridiculously predictable. Perhaps worse, is the fact that the villain could get hit full speed by an ambulance and taxi and bounce back, yet get taken out by a metal sign.

The action is... isn't...

One thing is readily apparent; They are working hard to make M. Web into a Charles Xavier-type superhero mentor and advisor. It doesn't work.

The laughable glasses she sports in the end are so absurd that they aren't even slightly funny. The fact that they put this blind caricature of a superhero in a motorized wheelchair added to this farce of an action, superhero movie.

This film has no redeeming qualities. The direction, the action, the inconsistencies, the acting, the effects, all fall short of even the most basic requirements for a somewhat decent superhero movie.

The only thing worse would be if they made a sequel. Hopefully this ludicrous franchise dies here.

Madame Web isn't worth your time.
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