The script was a bar napkin that read, Die Hard but on a battleship. And if you for whatever reason bought Under Siege on DVD, on the back in red ink it also reads, Die Hard on a battleship. Do you want to know what the movie is about? Steven Seagal is an amazing action star because he in no way looks like an action star. Some potbelly aikido master can't even run like a normal human and then there's like always a weirdly edited knife fight where Steven is supposed to be showing off his awesome aikido skills because when Bruce Lee uses nunchucks in like The Chinese Connection or Enter the Dragon, it's really Bruce actually using nunchucks and it's super badass, and like Steve Seagal is not.
Review of Under Siege
