Caffeine free diet Star Wars i.e. Colored water with bubbles. The plot was transparent and bland with a 100% predictable "twist." There were a couple of interesting characters, but mostly it was filled with clichés, particularly the cliché 90lb girl who takes out half a dozen men twice her size. So dumb! And of course the ending set up the "sequel" i.e. The same movie all over again. By modern standards (Rings of Poop, The Marvels), the movie was tolerable, but in relation to the well told stories of the past this is a two at best. Truly we are suffering through the dark ages of entertainment.
