I'm applying the Total Abstinence Principle to this movie. Seriously. There's a guy in a Santa hoodie. I'm not sure how this movie is streaming. And then we PAID MONEY to watch it! It's like someone's dad made a movie and made everyone he knows "act" in it. I'm a terrible actor and I would have fit right in. It's actually bizarre enough that if you have an extra few bucks it's sorta entertaining? Because you can't believe it. My friends in high school made better films. SANTA HOODIE. This will now go down as a thing we talk about every Christmas. We're going to try to find a real movie now. Wish us luck!